I’m in the den laughing as quietly as I can at this…my soon to be ex just came out because she thought I was crying–she’s so tender. I gotta say this is the best thing I could have read today. Anaamika unwisely posted her photo in another thread and I must say, were I into that particular fantasy, she is definitely someone I’d like to see playing the part. Huge marks for silenus .
Well, thank you! Is Harimad-sol around? I’d be glad to try the experiment.
Right you are.
I don’t know how he got so lucky as to get second and third kisses from her if his first was like you described.
It reminds me of that episode of Sex and the City where Charlotte goes out with some guy and at the end of their delightful date he starts tonguing her. I mean, like licking her face all around her mouth and chin. It was hilarious.
conurepete:
I usually say “AUGH! George-you-are-the-WORST-kisser-Dammit!” But, George is a parrot. He just makes a high-fidelity kissing sound and beans me in the face with some random part of his head. I love him, but I cannot teach him to at least make sure he doesn’t use the pointy party of his skull.
That was awesome, conurepete . Well worth coming out of lurk-mode for.
Anaamika:
You wonder how he reached this age , though, without anyone telling him “You kiss like a dog”. And no, he doesn’t just sit there and lick her, either (
Inexperience and a lack of pointers from previous and current partners?