Oscillate its tit a lot.
I reiterate: just floss a lot.
And Austrians say “Schloss” a lot.
Has jjimm been smoking too much pot?
What’s the meaning of this rot?
I tossed the boss a long lost tot.
We tend to go mad a lot.
You may believe the OP is not,
A work of art but load of rot,
He appears to be talking from his bot,
But I’ll forgive him 'cos his bot is hot,
So pert and cradled in his new culottes.
[sub]pass the spliff, jjimm[/sub]
Ocelots growl a lot.
Not fair, manwithaplan used up all the “-ot” rhymes.
That was very selfish of you.
Apologise, or you’ll have to stand in the corner.
Who cares a tittle? Or a jot?
I apologise, I’m such a clot,
Yours sincerely, manwithaplot.
An answer for this I have not got.
My nose is full of bright green snot,
So I tend to pick it a lot,
Washte would rather that I’d not,
Er… I can’t think of a good bon mot.
For over-rhyming, I should be shot,
Or subjected to the garotte.
Let’s hope in your mouth is a microdot.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da, diddly-diddly dee clonk.
Did anyone else start singing the above posts to this tune?
“Boobs a Lot” by the Holy Modal Rounders 1971
A child’s got more bones than a grown up’s got.
So shall we go to Camelot?
(We’ll get cheap flights on Aeroflot.)