That’s a strange place for a duck!
Duckster, you know very well that old Moderators can apply the Secret Punish…
Never mind.
Nothing to see here, everyone move along!
You’re all a bunch of Marxists! 
Groucho?
When I was just into my teens, I wanted large pictures of Groucho and John in my bedroom, with a red banner above them, proclaiming Marx and Lennon!
Harpo was my favorite!
There’s an Initiation Ceremony.
It involves a Squid and a Goat.
You’re gonna be good friends with that Goat.
The Squid will not exactly be a stranger, either.
Oh all right, but if you people are having another initiation, *somebody *will have to clean the barrel.
I thought that was always the new guy.
Supposed to! But TPTB have slacked off a lot lately (this is ATMB, right?). I hear last time they tried to substitute a clam for the squid! Back in my day we took the new guy and tied an onion to his belt… and… uhh…
Well, anyway, get offa my lawn, whippersnapper!
Sometimes you just become a member magically, like what happened to me.
Either that or I blocked the memories of the squid, goat and barrel from my mind. But I’m not sure why that might be because honestly that sounds like a really good time for a guy like me.
However, it is really demeaning to get the ugly goat.
Soooo…you have a favorite goat?
A hit, a very palpable hit.
All I know is you get my goat.
Defending Cicero and the goat? :dubious:
Well, since you asked, this one (thanks to CMYK) has my vote.
You’ll get stucco. Boy will you get stuccoed.
Do you mean just one favourite goat?