I’m new to this board, and just wondered.
Just go into your User CP and click on Paid Subscriptions. To be a member you merely have to pay for your membership.
There are some advantages- you get to see the naked pics of the Mods.
Maybe that is not an advantage.
Maybe not? Definitely not!
DO not challenge my mental image of you as a stunning goddess like creature!
Your eyes would burn if you beheld the countenance of a Moderator Goddess.
So is keeping your eyes shut something all you Charter Members do?
The ceremonies require…what ceremonies?
Hold on, I’ll bring your cane…
Don’t tell him about the Secret Ceremonies, you fool!
Remember last year, when the FBI found out about the duck?
Hold on there! You mean ***Charter ***Members get a duck!!! We only ge… ahh, yeah, sorry, I don’t remember anything at all. And I can’t see anything either.
Phwew!
Why a duck?
Look, suppose you come to a river and you want to ford it.
Ain’t got the money to 'ford a duck-got any chickens?
I’m new here, myself.
Look, let’s buy some of this wonderful property before a hurricane blows it away.
And the bridge too! Don’t forget the bridge!
That’s not how you walk into a speakeasy, that’s how you walk out.
Walk this way, son. Now bend over and grab your ankles with your hands. This won’t hurt a bit.
Send me your bank-account info and I’ll fix it up for you.