How does farting work?

This was almost…poetic.

Slight hijack, but I thought the OP’s question was neatly answered by the title of the very next thread: “A question of dog responsibility”. Always works for me.

You can? Dammit!

It’s not your buttcheeks that vibrate, it’s your anus. Or butthole if you will. :slight_smile:

Also, farts smell so deaf people can appreciate them too!

The smell is produced from compounds in food, or compounds created by bacteria and digestion, especially nitrogen and sulfur compounds; thus protein-rich foods are notorious for smelly farts, as are sulfur-rich foods (not always though; beans are high in protein but don’t make smelly farts):

Oh, I will. :smiley:

The Anal Sphincter.

More likely the Taco Bell.

He who smelt it dealt it.

He who denied it, supplied it.

This is inaccurate. It’s absorbed into mucus, that’s true, but then, after interacting with olfactory receptor neurons in the olfactory epithelium (not the olfactory bulb), and inducing a temporary configurational change in olfactory receptor proteins, the odorants are let go and cleared out (probably down your throat and eventually, out the backside)

Me too.

Oh, you fardantics. :wink:

But still, ewww gross! All I know is that someone’s fart molecules are entering my face, and proceeding through my head. Perhaps to even find a home there.

I question this, but I will not ask for a cite. I question it because one time I shaved my ass, and the only disconcerting thing about having a shaved ass was that I could no longer sneak out farts like I used to. It seems I removed the little bit of material from between my cheeks that gave a bit of breathing room to vented gases, and it was definitely my cheeks that were vibrating; I can neither confirm nor deny at this point whether my anus was also vibrating.

Wait, I’m farting someone else’s farts?

That’s right. It’s turtles all the way down.

Turdles?

Well, when you think about it, some of your fart has been produced by gut bioflora farting out gases, so…

I call it a sling blade.