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Just because her nether regions may have been out of action that doesn’t mean there weren’t other options available.
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Gotta keep your options open, a little variety is a great help in any relationship too don’t forget.
[QUOTE=Crocodiles And Boulevards]
Imagine my horror when I lifted him up and discovered that his left paw (the one previously hidden under his body) was caught inside his collar. Obviously, this was the likely reason he’d been starving to death. It’s a terrible thing when that happens, which is another good reason to always make sure collars are as tight as they can be without being discomforting. So I tell my mom to bring me some scissors so I can cut the collar off, only to discover something even worse
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This is why I only use the breakaway collars on my cat. They get into way too much stuff to take the risk.
When I was a kid my orthodontist was Dr. Mengele’s brother. This guy got off on torturing kids. Because of how badly screwed up my back teeth were he made a spring out of wire that would pull my teeth together. The only problem was it kept rubbing against my gums and making them bleed. I called him up and the a-hole told me to take some Tylenol and put bee’s wax over the wire. I did what he said and for several days the pain continued but eventually got better.
One month later I went for my next appointment. I opened my mouth, he looked inside and said, “Ooh, that shouldn’t have happened.” That’s right, the wire had rubbed my gum raw and eventually my gums grew back over the wire.
He told me he’d have to cut it out. Gave me a shot of Novacaine, waited a couple minutes and tehn poked the spot. “You feel that?” Yup, still felt it. He gave me another shot, waited a couple minutes. “You feel that?” Yup, still felt it.
“OK,” he said. “You’ll just have to bear it.” :eek: He had three dental assistants hold me down while he cut my gums open to get the wire out. No anesthetic at all.
I told my folks about what he did and that I wanted to go to someone else, but he was the only orthodontist in their insurance plan. At my next appointment I told him if he didn’t take my braces off I was going to tell everyone in the waiting room about him and then remove the braces myself with a pair of pliers. He removed them.
[QUOTE=Wee Bairn]
Also to fuse she would have to not be lifting a cheek to wipe her arse, so if she’s constantly shitting and not wiping wouldn’t she get some sort of ass rot and die long before two years was up?
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Trust me. There are many very large people who can’t reach that part of the body anymore and most of them aren’t fused to a toilet seat even.
[QUOTE=WhyNot]
Um…I spent the weekend pretty much on the throne (stomach flu) and I more than nodded off several times. My sink’s right next to the toilet, y’see, and it was easier to just fold my arms on the nice, cool countertop and sleep with my head on my arms, sitting up on the toilet. And convenient, considering what I was there for.
There’s some TMI for ya. 
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Not TMI, just common sense. Stomach flu is a bitch, and anything you can do to relieve it do it. Don’t forget the Pepto Bismal! It really helps. Hope you’re feeling better.