But he’s just a grunt. [sounds better here] !
I will pursue this joke…
According to a claimed teacher in this thread you’re NOT supposed to pinch the tip when you put it on. Well, which way is it? The box says I should pinch, random stranger on the internet says I shouldn’t.
Does this teacher never ejaculate? :dubious:
I don’t think he’s around anymore so we may never know.
Zombies should just get closed because of stuff like this. 
My friend had a great line for this: “I turn ribbed condoms inside out so I get the pleasure!”
Well duh.
That wood - be a “booger bugger”.
(Band name!)