How Does This Old Joke Go?

These are my friends; Don Diego from San José, Don José from San Luis Obispo, Don Luis from San Francisco, [lots of other ironic combinations], and Don Antonio from Bakersfield.

Or something like that.

Anyone remember? And who originated it?

It’s used in ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE.

I found this line of dialogue from Zorro the Gay Blade

ETA - Ninja’d!

Now that the OP has been answered, we’ll just add this bonus from Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Salem the cat has somehow become a Mob boss: