How dumb can you get?

A similar thing happened to me years ago on the NJ Turnpike at night. It was three lines wide at that point, when a cop came onto the highway and merged into the right lane doing 55 MPH on the dot. A pretty clear signal as to his now being on the hunt.

Everybody around took the hint and dropped down to 55. I was in the left lane (doing about 75 MPH…) when I saw the cop coming onto the highway on the on-ramp, so had time to drop down to 55 by the time he was on the highway, such that I was the only car in the left lane for some distance, about even with the cop two lanes over (and not passing him, of course).

Most of the people behind me went so far as to merge over into the middle lane. I was about to join them, when some guy in a yellow sports car came tearing down the now mostly empty left lane at around 75-80 MPH. He pulled up behind me and tailed me close… Then flashed his lights a few times. I tried gesturing with my hands “dude, look over two lanes”, but I guess he thought I was flipping him off because all he did was flash his brights again.

Fine, have it your way. I slowed even further to 50 MPH to fall back enough to merge behind the car to my right (which earned me some more high beams and a horn, even as I was signalling with my right blinker), and as soon I absented myself from the lane, he floored it and must have been doing around 90 MPH when suddenly he saw the cop car in his rear view mirror.

He slammed on the brakes and moved all the way over to the right lane doing 55, but it was no use. Though the cop waited for him to tuck tail (and about a minute of squirming in the right lane) before turning on the lights and sirens to go over and pull him over.

You remind me of a story, from a busy student bar I once worked in. So many drunken students that management were paying for two off duty, in uniform cops to be on premise, on Sat nights.

So it’s late, and a very drunken young woman, has caused enough trouble to get tossed out. I can’t even remember what started it now, but it’s not important to the story. She had been abandoned by her friends because she was an aggressive drunk, most likely. As per the bar protocol she is being escorted to the edge of the property, by a manager and bouncer, the two cops strolling along behind. And while she’s still protesting, barefoot and carrying her shoes, everyone is pretty relaxed as she’ll soon be on her way.

When out of the clear blue, with no warning, using her shoe, she clocks the manager right in the face. Gives him a bloody nose, and a fat lip! No one can quite believe it, she was seconds away from being set free!

Cops grab her, pin her to wall and call it in. When the on duty officers arrive they cuff her and put her in the back of the cruiser. And then, as such things always unfold, the cops stand around a few minutes talking to witnesses taking statements and laughing with their mates, about how dumb can you get, when they hear a loud shattering of glass. And turn around to see the back window of the cruiser has been kicked out by this chick!

She was literally two steps from the “Just move along now!”, kiss off, at the curb! But Noooo, she had to escalate! That’s how dumb you can get - right there!

As you can imagine, it was the talk of the bar when we closed up. One of the cops came back around to tell us that when they booked her, she revealed she was a kindergarten teacher! Way to double down on the dumb! Probably cost her her job too!

Welp, you win the TMI award for the week.

The more I hear about you, the more I respect you **drewtwo99 **:wink:

Nah. That’d be the person who decided to see what someone else’s pee tasted like.

did it taste the same?

what brand?

That’s nothing! We actually read your post!!

Did it taste better than the beer?