How fast can you jack?

In My Humble Opinion
1

A few years ago I just happen to be wondering how fast I could get “the deed” done on this.

Obviously, it all depends on when one starts the clock and when one stops it.

But, for arguments sake, I would say that the clock starts when a hand is in motion and the clock stops when a hand stops being in motion.

Me? I’ve got two times in at 90 seconds.

How 'bout you?

Women need not apply to this. We know all about your deal. I ain’t got that kind of time!

2

And so soon after wanting to know whether I sit or stand? Surely, this board can do better? :rolleyes:

3

I can get myself off embarassingly fast if I am really horny (probably under 10 seconds), but two times in 90 seconds? I always have to wait at least 5 minutes before I can have another go.

4

Waaaaay TMI, folks.

Lockdown.