(Working title: Do you crap in a snap, or nap?)
How long does your average bowel movement take?
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(Working title: Do you crap in a snap, or nap?)
How long does your average bowel movement take?
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go with the flow.
pushing it is bad as well as lingering, bad for muscles and tissues.
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I take care of business asap. I’ve never read anything while taking a shit.
Am I really this bored?
Gaw dam! I am really this bored.
Less than a minute here!!
I’m not sure what’s more shocking, the (currently) 20% of respondents whose average BM takes less than a minute, or the 10% of respondents who take half an hour.
What’s with the one-minute increments up to 15 minutes? Do people sit with stopwatches?
I don’t read or play games, I do keep my mind on the business, but I will let others know that I maybe a bit in the bathroom and enter at your own risk is advised.
As should be obvious, I don’t have bowel movements. Why do you *think *I’m so full of shit?
sit, poop, wipe, stand. 30 to 60 seconds. What’s shocking about that? How long do people take to pee?
The length of time I take to make is inversely proportional to the amount of time I have until my next meeting.
I take my laptop on a crapstop and let time pass till I wipe ass.
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My average is 7.333333 minutes.
My median is 14 minutes.
My midrange is 16.5 minutes.
Wait, were we supposed to include the wipe time, or just the amount of time it takes for the bowel movement to clear the anus from the time the thighs hit the seat? I have the statistics available for both, with public vs. home toilet differentials also on hand.
I don’t know; it depends on what I’m reading.
Too bad the poll did not address age. Them whippersnappers seem to have an insatiable need to get back to texting shit instead of dropping shit.
In all of our bathrooms at home, each has a full bookcase. 'Nuff said.
Depends on the crossword puzzle.
Interesting you should mention this today. I began editing a tvtropes page this morning when I felt the desire to defecate. I left my workstation, traversed the hall to the waiting commodes, completed business in a rather typical manner for me, then returned to the matters at hand to find the tvtropes timer still going. Allowing for time walking and washing hands, three minutes is about right.
It takes me under 02 minutes to drop my diamonds.
I’m horrified by the 5+ minuters. Kashi Go Lean, my friends.