Hee Hee! You said “Butt.” 
Depends…
Your farts: 0
My farts: 5+
Me and some friends took a snowboarding trip to Montana a few years back. On the trip we did nothing but drink fat-tire and eat out everyday. We were taking a enclosed gondola to the top of the mountain when my roommate let out the most rancid, rank fart I have ever experienced. There were four of us in that thing and no-where to go. The fart just lingered all the way up the mountain and I swear to god it stuck to our cloths!
Freaking Hilarious!
Farts are a 10 out of 5
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