How hard should I be allowed to hit this guy?

Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second. Here’s a post of yours from two weeks ago:

And here’s yesterday:

Is Brett a member of the Lollipop Guild? Those midgets are some mean motherfuckers. Haven’t you seen “Under the Rainbow”?

I was going to suggest little man syndrome for Brett, but it turns out you’re already a little guy and Brett’s a right puny guy. Napoleon Complexes all around.

Dude, I don’t think you need to “keep your hands to yourself” or “grow up”; you just need to hang out with a taller crew.