How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?

[Ukulele_Ike]

@running_coach

That’s not barging in. He was “exercising his rights as the owner of the pageant”.

Presumably why he bought the pageant in the first place.

Barging into Ivanka’s bathroom once he heard the shower turn off just wasn’t affording the same thrills, not since she turned 18.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Trump does what he blasted Obama for doing.

Again.

Trump called out Obama for tipping his hand in Syria. Now he's doing the same...

[alphaboi867]

“Mission accomplished”?! Duck you Donald.

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[k9bfriender]

@Ukulele_Ike

Presumably why he bought the pageant in the first place.

Barging into Ivanka’s bathroom once he heard the shower turn off just wasn’t affording the same thrills, not since she turned 18.

And got a restraining order.

[Superdude]

@Nava

My last client’s factory in the US was already being hurt by high steel prices for all of last year. This situation is likely to get that factory shut down. Mind you, that shrill woman who’d yell “Mister President Trump will Make America Great Again!” in the middle of meals is likely to blame the Mexicans, or them foreigners, or maybe it will be the fault of the transexual black Jews-not-for-Jesus living in a secret compound under Hillary’s basement.

Basement? That’s what the pizza parlor is for.

[Gyrate]

@alphaboi867

“Mission accomplished”?! Duck you Donald.

Because that worked out so well for the President who said it 15 years ago.

[Sherrerd]

@Gyrate

Because that worked out so well for the President who said it 15 years ago.

There’s speculation that Trump had no idea that the phrase “mission accomplished” had any particular resonance or history or infamy.

I find that credible. Trump has probably never paid attention to any news that wasn’t about him. Whatever Bush was doing back in 2003, swanning around in a flight suit on an aircraft-carrier deck, simply wouldn’t have interested Trump.

[Robot_Arm]

@Sherrerd

Whatever Bush was doing back in 2003, swanning around in a flight suit on an aircraft-carrier deck, simply wouldn’t have interested Trump.

Not enough medals on his chest, and would it have killed him to wear a nice sash?

[ThelmaLou]

@Sherrerd

There’s speculation that Trump had no idea that the phrase “mission accomplished” had any particular resonance or history or infamy.

I find that credible. Trump has probably never paid attention to any news that wasn’t about him. Whatever Bush was doing back in 2003, swanning around in a flight suit on an aircraft-carrier deck, simply wouldn’t have interested Trump.

2003? Thump can’t remember what he said earlier today, let alone what someone *else *said 15 years ago.

[SteveG1]

@D_Odds

I was with you up until Hulk Hogan. That would be more like having a fit Trump; instead of a bad combover, he’d have a bandana hiding his bald top. Stone Cold Steve Austin would be better.

Beer machines in every room, and President Stonecold driving a Zamboni over the White House lawn. Sounds like fun

[Sherrerd]

@Robot_Arm

Not enough medals on his chest, and would it have killed him to wear a nice sash?

They would have detracted from his parachute-harness-enhanced crotch.

@ThelmaLou

2003? Thump can’t remember what he said earlier today, let alone what someone *else *said 15 years ago.

Yes. He’s not exactly conversant with history. I guess we must count ourselves lucky if he doesn’t bust out with “work sets you free” or “we had to destroy the village in order to save it” or “the only good Indian is a dead Indian.”

[jasg]

He didn’t release this year’s taxes.

[enipla]

@jasg

He didn’t release this year’s taxes.

Trump: “Presidents have to file taxes? I’d either be paying myself or stealing from myself, so I’m not gonna 'cause I’m smart.”

[GreysonCarlisle]

Well, Trump pissed off Alex Jones:

- YouTube (6:06, if it starts at the beginning)

[ThelmaLou]

@jasg

He didn’t release this year’s taxes.

He got an extension. Til the 18th of [del]Never[/del] October.

[El_Kabong]

@Sherrerd

There’s speculation that Trump had no idea that the phrase “mission accomplished” had any particular resonance or history or infamy.

I find that credible. Trump has probably never paid attention to any news that wasn’t about him. Whatever Bush was doing back in 2003, swanning around in a flight suit on an aircraft-carrier deck, simply wouldn’t have interested Trump.

Hell, he probably thinks that he invented the phrase, the way he supposedly came up with “fake news”.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

@SteveG1

Beer machines in every room, and President Stonecold driving a Zamboni over the White House lawn. Sounds like fun

Nah, he’s more of a golf guy: https://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/CoverStory-Blitt-Trump-Golf-881x1200-1490910757.jpg

[smithsb]

@alphaboi867

“Mission accomplished”?! Duck you Donald.

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@ThelmaLou

2003? Thump can’t remember what he said earlier today, let alone what someone *else *said 15 years ago.

Actually Trump has used it before. It was in regard to his losing a bid to buy the Buffalo NFL team. He claimed he won because (somehow) his actions kept the franchise in 'Merica.

Donald J. Trump

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Way to undercut your own UN ambassador!: https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/17/politics/nikki-haley-russia-sanctions/index.html

[Sherrerd]

@El_Kabong

Hell, he probably thinks that he invented the phrase, the way he supposedly came up with “fake news”.

You could be right. (And if he were shown photos of the 2003 banner, he’d continue to claim he coined the phrase.)

@Elendil_s_Heir

Way to undercut your own UN ambassador!: https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/17/politics/nikki-haley-russia-sanctions/index.html

Well, she was getting some media attention for her decisive stance. Seconds were spent on it—seconds that could have been devoted to The Center of the Universe, instead!

(And if undercutting the UN ambassador harms US interests, well, that will just ensure that Vlad will be extra-friendly during their next phone call.)