How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?

[Little_Nemo]

If he was running against Trump, I’d vote for Zombie Millard Fillmore.

[jsc1953]

@Fear_Itself

Trump says he is polling better than Abraham Lincoln did:Of course Abe was handicapped because phone polling wouldn’t come are for another 80 years, but who’s counting?

Waitaminnit. If Trump is the Most Popular Republican Ever, that means he’s ahead of St Ronald the Great. And that can’t be. That kind of heresy could get you burned at the stake.

[Little_Nemo]

A parade in London featured a balloon that depicted Trump as an angry baby.

The angry baby responded by stating “I guess when they put out blimps to make me feel unwelcome, no reason for me to go to London.”

Darling fascist bully-boy,

Here’s a reason for you to go to London; it’s your job. You’re not supposed to just travel around the world so people can cheer for you. If you wanted to do that, you should have remained a TV star.

But you’re a government official now. So you go where the duties of your job require you to go. If you’d rather spend all your time playing golf, then quit the job.

May the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman.

Nemo

[Little_Nemo]

@Fear_Itself

Trump says he is polling better than Abraham Lincoln did

No surprise. You wouldn’t catch Trump alienating his base with any Emancipation.

[Snowboarder_Bo]

@Little_Nemo

If he was running against Trump, I’d vote for Zombie Millard Fillmore.

Dude, I be tempted to vote for Zombie Mallard Fillmore against Trump.

[Dung_Beetle]

@Little_Nemo

The angry baby responded by stating “I guess when they put out blimps to make me feel unwelcome, no reason for me to go to London.”

We’re going to want a lot more of those balloons.

[SteveG1]

@Rick_Kitchen

Trump today held a press conference with Theresa May where he told a CNN correspondent he would not call on him because he doesn’t call on fake news. Then he turned to a Fox reporter and called on him because he’s from a real news source.

He called The Sun newspaper’s interview with him trashing Theresa May fake news, and then The Sun published the tape of the interview.

Fake tape

[SteveG1]

@Little_Nemo

A parade in London featured a balloon that depicted Trump as an angry baby.

The angry baby responded by stating “I guess when they put out blimps to make me feel unwelcome, no reason for me to go to London.”

He is sure a whiney spoiled bitch isn’t he.

How many of the balloons things can WE get our hands on here?

[kaylasdad99]

@katgirl

I just watched as much as I could stand of the London press conference with Trump. It was just embarrassing. I can’t really remember most of it because his answers are just nonsensical ramblings. He managed to use the word “nuke” and then had to mention his genius uncle and MIT. He said nukes are bad and we should all eventually get rid of them. But this is the same guy who said “why can’t we use them?” not too long ago. It would be hysterical if he was campaigning and hadn’t won yet. But that horror is upon us. :smack:

I can understand people being mad at Washington but that doesn’t mean you elect Howdy Doody to fix everything. There is no swamp to drain, they are cemented in place, and it’s going to take an epic catastrophe to overhaul what Washington has become. I moved to a new house and didn’t bother to get tv or cable. It helps.

Pretty sure that’s how he thinks we should get rid of them…

[kaylasdad99]

@Rick_Kitchen

Trump today held a press conference with Theresa May where he told a CNN correspondent he would not call on him because he doesn’t call on fake news. Then he turned to a Fox reporter and called on him because he’s from a real news source.

The really cringeworthy aspect of that is the fact that, when he thought he was being talked over, he made two or three more attempts to get that “zinger” out.

Pre-planned soundbite?

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

@Snowboarder_Bo

Dude, I be tempted to vote for Zombie Mallard Fillmore against Trump.

:mad: Damn you, you stole my joke.

[El_Kabong]

NM, mimicked a similar comment…

[Monty]

I don’t recall ever seeing a picture like this one. What’s with the death-grip on her elbow?

[running_coach]

@Monty

I don’t recall ever seeing a picture like this one. What’s with the death-grip on her elbow?

Prevents a elbow-strike to the sternum.

[PatriotX]

@Monty

I don’t recall ever seeing a picture like this one. What’s with the death-grip on her elbow?

Iirc, someone said Trump has problems going up and down inclines and stairs.

[SciFiSam]

Trump also managed to offend the Queen in multiple ways. I guess his core will like that he didn’t bow his head and won’t care that he was late to his meeting with her, but surely his inability to even let a 92-year-old walk next to him will seem rude? She had to dodge round him! Nah, I know it won’t matter, but it should. Dude can’t even walk without insulting heads of state.

@Dung_Beetle

We’re going to want a lot more of those balloons.

The crowdfunding for it exceeded its goal by so much that they’re planning to use the extra money to fund extra balloons. The “blimp” is very small and flies very low, basically like the sort of thing they often have at carnivals - I don’t think Sadiq Khan could have found a reason to ban it even if he’d wanted to - so should be allowed in many cities.

[Ike_Witt]

@PatriotX

Iirc, someone said Trump has problems going up and down inclines and stairs.

A health problem?

[running_coach]

@Ike_Witt

A health problem?

People behind him giving him a nudge.

[Jack_Batty]

@SciFiSam

Trump also managed to offend the Queen in multiple ways. I guess his core will like that he didn’t bow his head and won’t care that he was late to his meeting with her, but surely his inability to even let a 92-year-old walk next to him will seem rude? She had to dodge round him! Nah, I know it won’t matter, but it should. Dude can’t even walk without insulting heads of state.

It looked like Fred Armisen doing David Patterson.

[SciFiSam]

@Ike_Witt

A health problem?

It sounded like he was a Dalek but that’s not something I associate with Trump TBH.