“I’m a Republican. Wait, you guys are too?”
Yep. The puzzle is “How the fuck is that orange clown included with real presidents?”
This.
Dubya looks real giddy not to be The Dumb One any more !
EDIT : I also love the fact that while everybody is smiling or laughing whole-heartedly, Trump has that awkward half-smirk like he’s either not really understood the joke, or he’s trying to pass for confident while is mind is screaming “WHAT THE HELL AM I DOIIIIING ?!!”
The liar-in-chief said back in July that he’d donate a million bucks to the charity of Elizabeth Warren’s choice if a DNA test proved she’s an Indian. She has done so, the test shows native American ancestry, and he denies he said it.
Link.
Today’s quote:
Trump’s got a long history of promising donations and then either not making them, or donating less than he said he would.
In the painting, is Trump holding something in his left hand? Or is he partly turned in his chair, and that’s the edge of the backrest?
There are Democratic versions of the painting, too, BTW:
But only this nekul’turnyye svin’i would think of hanging such obvious kitsch in the White House.
I guess the next thing is a painting of Kanye on black velvet for the Oval Office?
Look at the tiger next to him! You can see all the whiskers! Now that iscart.
The poker one is interesting, albeit awful. IIRC, Truman was an avid and very good poker player. ISTR a story about Truman and Churchill taking a train to Missouri, where Churchill would deliver his Iron Curtain speech, and the two men passing the time with booze-fueled poker showdowns. Anyway, fine poker player he may have been, but Jackson is sitting there with a gun and a short temper, so I’m guessing he came away the winner.
ETA: Kennedy is sitting out the hand because it’s not strip poker. Johnson is waiting for a literal dick-measuring contest to start.
I can kind of see his point here. He said “if she’s an Indian,” not “if she has negligible Native ancestry.”
I can see his point too – it was, “I’m going to bullshit her while I troll and make myself like a big man with a million dollar offer but when push comes to shove I ain’t gonna do shit.”
I think he’s probably had that made into rubber stamp.
Breibart is saying that she isn’t all THAT much Native American. So Turmp WINS!
This story is from April 2016, and quotes stuff Trump said back in 2005, but I missed it at the time on both counts:
As one person said at the time in comments, “Donald Trump and babies’ diapers have one thing in common, they’re both full of shit.”
Speaking as a father, Trump can go fuck himself, preferably with rusty farm implements. Like a combine, maybe.
I would prefer that he use an old rototiller, like this one.
Someone fixed Donald and friends painting. Not quite positive who the fellows standing on either side of Hitler are? Duvalier? Amin?
I think that’s Duterte of the Philippines on the left and Mussolini on the right.
Nixon, Reagan, and the Bushes erased, yet they left Coolidge in.
I despise Silent Cal as much as the next guy, but that seems like unnecessarily harsh treatment.
If he was unhappy, he should have said something.