Al Jazeera showing the US press how to interview Trump surrogates:
I want to know how his idea really works. I voted in CA. Brought my voter guide with me, no ID was shown. They looked up my name on the humongous printed spreadsheets, crossed it off and I signed in the blank spot confirming it’s me. I fill out the ballot, they drop it in, confirming my votes all count and I leave.
So how could it actually be possible for me to just switch hats, use a southern American or British accent, go back in and say, “Sorry, old chap. I believe you’ve crossed the wrong name off. I haven’t been here yet”? It’s the same five people at my orange table (non-partisan crossover, aka Independent). Is he really saying all voter volunteers are stupid? Probably.
Holy crap, I only watched the interviw portion of that video. If anyone would like to see a lying Trumper get his ass handed to him by a journalist that won’t take bullshit for an answer, that’s your video.
No, but you get to oversee Space Force next week.
Yeah, but what if he changes his shirt and hat, would you still think so?
Well, since Trump’s target audience is ‘people who NEVER think things through,’ he’s probably okay with the ridiculous scenario. They’ll never criticize him for saying something that’s idiotic on its face, because they’re incapable of realizing it’s idiotic on its face.
Man, the Trumpster went to comparing heckling at restaurants with the pipe bombs when pressed to name a liberal inspired domestic terrorist attack.
The Al Jazeera guy should attend the White House briefings and start his question by saying “Jim Acosta asked me to ask you…” and then proceed to expose whatever bullshit that Trump or Huckabee Slanders replies with.
Yeah, that interview was rough. I started to feel bad for Steven Rogers.
“They are bringing weapons over the border!” LOL, anyone can get any weapons they want here, nobody has to bring them over the border.
How dare you understand the proper use of apostrophes. You… you… elite.
I thought that was Corbett’s job by now.
That was a beautiful thing, wasn’t it? I noticed it, too. Warmed the cockles of my heart.
How would the Al Jazeera guy go about getting WH press credentials? Maybe someone could just make some for him with Photoshop.
I felt like the interviewee (I’ve already forgotten his name) needed stronger denture adhesive.
According to a Vanity Fair article:
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His hair. But nobody respects veterans more than Trump. :rolleyes:
Why, the Democrats could give him one of those fake voter IDs.
If only there was some portable, possibly hand-held even, rain-repelling protective device one could deploy, to shield one’s person from precipitation. But I guess that technology is far off in our future.
We need to build a horizontal wall above Trump to protect his precarious hairdo and make France pay for it!
And a box of cereal, too, I guess.
He threw the only known prototype away outside the door of Airforce One.
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I saw a video of him leaving such a device outside the door of Air Force One the other day. Apparently, it couldn’t fit inside. If only they had more than one of those.
ETA: Ninja'edFunny you should ask. There is an obscure Federal law that says if you buy Cheerios, go to your car, put on a different hat and shirt, come back and buy Cheerios again, you are automatically appointed Acting Attorney General.
I saw that live when it happened. I thought it was such a perfect encapsulation of Trump the Man. He looks at the device as if it were something disgusting, pondered for the entire duration of which he is capable (3 seconds or thereabouts), couldn’t figure out how to close it and dropped it like a turd for someone else to clean up.
That’s you all over, dipshit.