How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?

Of course CFSG condemns the report — by the Failed New York Times™ — as “fake news.”

What I find more troubling than the fact that he may have tried to put Berman in charge of the Cohen investigation (I’d actually be more surprised if he didn’t attempt to install a crony there) is that if Berman hadn’t suffered an attack of ethics and recused himself, CFSG may well have gotten his wish.

I can’t wait for Sarah Sanders to spin this one - The President didn’t need to do this. He just wanted Armageddon to go much faster.

For many of the MAGA-capped Numpties, that’s a good thing.

The sooner the end of the world comes, the sooner The Rapture will follow, and You-Know-Who will be back. (Especially if we can persuade all the Jews to move to Israel. We’re workin’ on it.)

:confused: Why do they want Voldemort back?

The America-hating fuckstick makes him look like the Second Coming of Jesus Christ, anyway.

Thereby making Trump the antichrist. I’ve seen the movie.

What does “CFSG” stand for?

Cheeto-Faced Shit-Gibbon. A Scottish epithet for Trump.

Well, the Cheeto-in-Chief is making a try for one of those:

So who’s the bigger idiot? Trump for asking? Or Abe for doing? I’d say Abe, mostly because we know Trump’s a blithering idiot. I had assumed Abe was at least of average intelligence. Guess I was wrong.

Yeah, why would Abe do that? Is thump holding Abe’s family hostage at a thump property in Japan? But seriously, why?

Reciprocity. Now the US owes Japan a favour.

Maybe Abe is trolling Trump and us.

Ah, thanks. Google and Wiki failed me.

I’m betting he thinks, “If I do this, he’ll stop asking me to. The committee will not award it to him no matter who nominates him. The man has no honor.”

It gives me a great deal of comfort and delight knowing that Obama has something that Trump wants badly, and he can’t have one of his own, and can’t take Obama’s away. I’m sure it pisses him off tremendously.

Maybe a previous winner will gift it to Trump, he’ll have one even if he didn’t get it the regular way.

FFS, Trump even lied about that Purple Heart:

:dubious:

Yeah; that’s what I thought.

I thought all of the Jews had to convert to Christianity and there be a major battle at Megiddo before the Rapture.

Somebody ought to give him a fake Purple Heart with “for bone spurs” engraved on it.