How about a talking Trump doll, that one pulls the string and it says “NO COLLUSION! NO OBSTRUCTION!”, like, almost every single time. Once every few dozen pulls it would say something different, like “We need to look at the oranges of the investigation.” I think it would be very realistic.
I don’t know; his fans would love a talking doll (there’s already a bear that sold a lot of units, but I don’t think it talks). But they’d want it to say ‘Make America Great Again’ and ‘God Bless America.’ They wouldn’t tolerate the realistic remarks you suggest.
And non-fans of Trump would NOT want a little doll of him in their homes at all, let alone sitting on a shelf looking at them. shivers
Now talking-Trump clay shooting targets—that could catch on.
Extremely weird side note: not being sure what the technical term might be for the old ‘clay pigeons’ that used to be mentioned as the targets in skeet shooting, I typed ‘skeet shooting’ into Google search. The Wikipedia page starts out:
But the Wikipedia hit on the search-results page has the same…except “shoot dead babies” where “break clay targets” appears on the Wikipedia page.
What the eff?
Here’s the search page—first hit is the ‘s.d.b.’ one:
https://www.google.com/search?as_q=&as_epq=skeet+shooting&as_oq=&as_eq=&as_nlo=&as_nhi=&lr=&cr=&as_qdr=all&as_sitesearch=&as_occt=any&safe=images&as_filetype=&as_rights=
It just shits [del]in the woods[/del] everywhere.
Sounds about right.
It’s always 5pm somewhere.
Not true. I have a handful for posterity, like my Official World’s Greatest Troll and of course my cherished Trump caganer.
Y’all should really check out that caganer, eh. 
I just got an email from the Trump Victory campaign begging me to volunteer for a week long training session on how to make sure that Individual 1 wins in 2020. Why would they POSSIBLY think I would be interested in that, and what mailing list did they buy that has my name and email address on it?
“Week long training session”…I can’t begin to imagine. I’m guessing it will be basically Social-Media Trolling 101 or something similarly anti-civilization.
As for how they got your name: perhaps a mischievous relative?
I’d never even heard of “caganers.”
I’m debating whether or not my life is richer for this new knowledge.
Debating, as well.
Holy crap - here, applying “cute” and “revolting” could work, but never again the twain shall meet.
I got some calls and I figure that it was because, only for the second time in my life, I voted in the Republican primary in 2016. (Couldn’t wait till November to vote against trump.)
Nvm. Wrong thread.
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Volunteer for a training session? I’m astonished there isn’t a fee for taking it.
Oh I’m sure there will be. They just don’t tell you about it up front. By the time you’re finished your week long “training session”, your bank account will be drained.
The Republican Party is the Party of con-artists, scammers and grifters now.
And if it lasts a week, you’ll have to take off work. Or are they relying on 80-year-old codgers?
I’ve heard of the dog in the manger, but…
Trump has to flaunt his presidential power by berating an aid for coughing during an interview.
This reminds me of when he told RNC chairman Reince Preibus to swat a flying bug during a meeting. He just has to bolster his fragile ego by embarrassing the people who profess loyalty to him. Has anybody ever benefited from associating with this loon?
From the ABC Trump interview transcript:
Poor Trump. Always the victim. Yep, he has been treated more badly than Lincoln:
“Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?”
Someone vandalized the Wikipedia page. It has since been reverted to the original text. Here’s the vandal’s edit:
And Google’s spiders take a while to catch up.