Laffer is to economics what T.D. Lysenko was to genetics.
- Stolen from a poster on another board.
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*<Hands **Sherred *.25 mg of xanax and a cup of weak herb tea>
Come and sit down over here. <Pats the sofa beside her> I have a Roku channel that shows underwater life-- fish, anemones, coral, stuff like that. Let me put it on. It has some nice music, too.
I do appreciate that! But my post was intended to represent Trump’s mind. (In other words, the new outrage, in this case calling for the death penalty for people cleared by DNA evidence, is intended to distract us all from Trump’s poll numbers.)
Such a horrible place to visit, Trump’s mind…I guess I’ll take that cup of herb tea after all.
I would need something a hell of a lot stronger. Strychnine perhaps.
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[Judge Stone] “That’s not herb tea, that’s Herb!”[/Judge Stone]
Oh sorry. I thought your head was exploding. Ogod, getting inside his head. I remember the first time I ever made a jack o’lantern. The inside of that pumpkin was one of the scariest things I’d ever seen. I was afraid to stick my hand in there, even with a knife. A mostly hollow space but with those slimy strands hanging down and all those seeds. Actually, that’s probably exactly what the inside of the Orange One’s head is like. Ewwwww.
Here’s what I posted in the “reactions” section of the Yahoo! article:
Can you imagine what it is like to be constantly running through it? Hillary must be exhausted.
You come up with the best posts. The worst images (heave) but the best posts.
On rethinking, someone with more punkin carving skills than I needs to carve one with Donnie’s visage and take a photo with the lid off, peering into the as yet unexcavated interior.
Awww, thx. Here’s a little smooch for you. <MWAH!>
Sometimes it gets ugly inside my head, too.
Not exactly what you suggested (great idea, BTW!), but some pretty scary punkinsanyway.
Oh my! I wish I knew somebody with pumpkin-carving skills. I could really piss off the neighbors next Halloween.
Use the goop from inside (complete with seeds) for hair.
That really clogged up the shower drain something fierce.
Her and John McCain’s ghost.
Hmm…Cheetolini and ghosts: a subversion of A Christmas Carol with the Orange One as a Scrooge who doesn’t give a shit. Somebody call Lorne Michaels!
How to convey the black hole within?
I guess you could spray the entire inside of the pumpkin with black paint.
I hate to criticize one of my favorite posters, but I think you’ve missed the mark here. This sounds more like Reagan as described in Garry Trudeau’s seminal work “In Search of Reagan’s Brain.” I imagine Trump’s brain is more like what was described in “Being John Malkovich” - the only image in his brain is his own, the only word in his brain is his name. Both analogies are frightening, but only one describes the egotistical feedback loop that is Trump.
The “drone” that all the warmongers are trying to get us mad about that Iran shot down (perhaps in international air, perhaps over Iranian territory) is actually a 737-sized unmanned spy plane.