In Cincinnati tonight.
The target isn’t Trump supporters, it’s people who didn’t vote.
He could guarantee re-election if he would run on 1) curing baldness and 2) increasing penis size. You know, the stuff they advertise in spam and the backs of pulp magazines.
Has anyone ever attempted to keep track of the things that, under Trump, are the likes the world as never seen before, or have they not invented the microprocessor that can keep up yet?
That one’s easy: everything is the greatest, the bestest, like you wouldn’t believe, believe me, except those things which are the worst rat-infested shitholes full of drug dealers. The same thing, location or person can be the bestest and the worst within a single speech, nay, sentence. It’s Schrodinger’s world, except I don’t think Trump can spell Schrodinger’s.
He probably can’t spell cat.
Trump on Twitter this morning:
Jesus Christ.
Yup. Why cure child cancer??? They can’t vote and have no money to steal.
You consider the Secretary of the Navy to be a “low-level military officer”? No wonder you don’t understand how awards and decorations work.
EGG-zackly! And you know who gets AIDS. 'Nuff said.
You wouldn’t believe how many times he’s said something like that. People are saying it’s the greatest number in history. They’re flooding the White House phone lines to express their awe and with requests to keep it up.
So, no progress on Small Hands syndrome then? Pity.
Or he could simply say that he’s already cured baldness, and use this cite as an example.
This really has nothing to do with Trump, though I wouldn’t put it past him. I only bring it up because I find the headline hilarious. Spoilered here, for anyone that wants to go to the link first.
Soon There Will Be Unlimited Hair
I imagine huge tufts of hair, rolling about the streets of New York City, like tumbleweed through an old west ghost town, or piles of the stuff in drifts, like mounds of snow after a particularly violent snowstorm. 
Speaking of hair, did anyone notice Trump’s hair at the rally last night? It looked liked he dyed it with mustard.
SECNAV did that at the direction of the president, did he not?
Yes.
Then don’t be daft. The question was concerning presidential interference in a process that starts with low level military officers.
It was hard not to notice. “Radioactive-horse-piss hair” is an accurate description.
What is it with far-right people and ridiculously-dyed hair? Here’s Giuliani. Here’s Geert Wilders. Here’s Stephen Miller with spray-on hair.
Self-indulgent narcissism appears to be a common characteristic among far-right politicians.
Whatever you say.