Besides, it would it be so much more satisfying if he suddenly dissolved into a puddle of boils and leprosy. Like he’s standing there doing his best Mussolini, and next he’s oozing over the podium, glorp, splat… Would totally restore my faith.
Not to Junior Mod, but istm that petitions for a Divine Smiting really belong in GD…
Can’t. Kings have that scrofula-curing touch, and since he’s all but been crowned God-King…
Roger. I was thinking along the lines of “He’s actually too stupid to live”, but I see what you mean.
Scrofula and leprosy are different things, we’re not wishing scrofula on him…
How about Herod’s Evil? Seems kind of appropriate, though it would be hard to tell when the “inflamed madness” set in.
Are they ? I could have sworn scrofula was an old timey word for leprosy. Upon googling, it appears you’re correct and I’m reluctantly forced to admit error.
You won’t get away with this kind of shit very long, I’m warning you.
Now, now, let’s don’t *dicker *over details. Why can’t we wish both on him? 
Of course I don’t wish assassination on him. I don’t believe in murder or the death penalty and I certainly don’t think he deserves martyrdom. Wishing death by disease is something else altogether. What I’d like for him is to be like that soldier in Airplane! who thought he was Ethel Merman. He’d be speaking at a conservative rally and rip off his suit to reveal a sequined gown and start belting out Everything’s Coming Up Roses as the top of his lungs, then whisked away to a padded room to live out his days cutting out paper dolls.
My DRAE is thicker than your Larousse, nyah nyah!
I just want him to be told by Dr Johns Hopkins that they can’t treat him because its a pre-existing condition.
*Thin *fucking ice.
We’re in August in the Northern Hemisphere, dude.
Which thins the hell out of the ice, sister.
Anyhow, wanna fuck now ?
No, and stop pulling on my pigtails 
It’s August in the Southern Hemisphere, too.
I keep hoping to hear that Team Trump is confused by the lack of turnout at their post-massacre events in Toledo and Houston.
enthusiastic hug, held for juuust a little too long making the whole thing hella awkward
“My rally in Toledo was huge! A huge success, believe me. They had to turn people away who wanted to see me. Great people there. Looking out at that crowd of white faces made me really proud to be who I am. The lying media will say that not many people turned out. Can you believe that? You can’t trust them. They lie about everything. After the rally, a man came up to me, he was in tears. A big man, really big. And he was in tears. “Sir”, he said to me… “Sir, you’re the only hope for our country.” And you know, I had to agree with him.”
The guy looked a little odd… he was wearing a long white gown and a cinnamon bun on each ear…