Why can’t we just nuke hurricanes?
He tweeted Fake News of course, but one of his toadies tried to spin it as genuine caring. “His goal — to keep a catastrophic hurricane from hitting the mainland — is not bad,” the official said. “His objective is not bad.”
Trump has long ago blocked any notion of environmental concerns from entering his brain, but this is yet another reason to keep him far away from that shiny red history eraser button.
Sort of like blowing your brains out to get rid of a head cold.
That would work I suppose. Nuking a hurricane would not. I think we’ve had a thread about just that.
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I think we can all agree that hurricanes-not-hitting-America is a good thing. Everything after that is idiotic.
But what if we could add radiation damage to the destructive power of a hurricane? We could name it after Trump, then he’d have his namesake accomplishment.
How about hanging really big fans underneath fighter jets and having them fly into the hurricanes with the rotors going in the opposite direction? THAT would work, I betcha.
But hitting Puerto Rico is fine.
Yeah, but is Puerto Rico REALLY America, amirite?
Nobody knows for sure, because Puerto Rico is an island surrounded by water, big water, ocean water.
And full of people who don’t speak right.
Who knew it could be so salty?
Hork. “His objective was not bad.” Well the idea is dumb but he probably thinks he’s the first to think of it and if it was implemented and worked then he’d be praised for saving the world from hurricanes. What a maroon!
Oh. My. God. Dallas, get me R&D on line 2. Juanita, pull all the resources off of the clean coal project. I think we’re about to win the first ever Nobel combined peace and physics prize or my name isn’t… Steve.
Plus they’re almost all, you know, Democrats.
A radioactive hurricane has already been named a “Ditka”. Maybe they could share the naming rights on it?
I was under the impression that the one you mentioned was more like a hurricane with the added foulness of a fecal shitstorm.
Sorry, you are correct…I got my hurricane’s mixed up. In my defense, it is easy to do.
Hey, no worries. I haven’t analyzed it real close, just following my nose.
If Trump rode the bomb down like Major Kong it would be awesome.
Nuclear weapons was just Trump’s first suggestion. He’s got another plan: Wall II.