How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?

And it tastes like Crunchy Frog.

Go ahead and despise them. They didn’t vote for him because they were stupid; they voted for him out of malice. They wanted to hurt the world as much as they could.

Agreed. But it’s almost an irresistible feeling.

Logoed . . . and gold plated.

CMC fnord!

On every orange pill.

“I don’t take responsibility at all” - the motto that, until Jan. 20, 2021 at least, should replace “E pluribus unum” on the presidential seal: 'I don't take responsibility at all': Trump deflects blame for coronavirus testing fumble - POLITICO

Spring Surprise.

And follows him to his grave.

Me either- and some of them are people I otherwise care for, but seeing them parrot whatever they’re “heard” on Facebook and the blaze and Fox news makes it almost impossible to feel any sympathy at all for them.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-declares-a-national-emergency-over-the-coronavirus/ar-BB11a10N

“To unleash the full power of the federal government, I’m officially declaring a national emergency. Two very big words,” he said.

…. okay…

Did anyone see his address from last night? Moron on top of stupid. DJIA down 2300 this morning. That sonofabitch better shut up before he destroys everything.

Trump doesn’t have the virus. At least, so they say…

Well, they wouldn’t be wrong, would they.

I mean, it’s the same way you hate that screaming toddler on the airplane with you.

If he did test positive, we would never hear about it.

If Trump does have COVID-19, that then would be the only time he’d ever demonstrated a postive trait.

It would be far more infectious than his personality.

CFSG 2013 - Tweeted, “Leadership: Whatever happens, you’re responsible. If it doesn’t happen, you’re responsible.”

Maureen Dowd in an opinion piece today. Note that she may have cleaned up the spelling/grammar/punctuation or that our Orange Blossom Special was more lucid back then.

Brigadier Bonespurs is now referring to himself as a “wartime President.” Eyyyccccch: Trump labels himself ‘a wartime president’ combating coronavirus - POLITICO

dup

The second I heard the term first floated a week ago, I knew the prolapsed orange sphincter would latch himself to it. Mark my words, he’ll pin a meddle on himself before this is over.

By damn if those Swedes* won’t award him a Nobel Prize, he can damn well give himself one of those Freedom doo-dads!

  • Not to be confused with rutabagas, a delicious but sadly misunderstood vegetable.