How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?

Yes, thanks. I hope and expect to be considerably less stressed in posting there.

I’m looking forward to the day that, in my mind at least, this’ll morph into “How has What’s-His-Name pissed you off today?”

(No, really, there was this guy… looked like a Cheesy Poof… nah, don’t remember, it’s getting hazy, like a bad dream…)

Boo freakin’ hoo. He’s only got himself to blame:

Not sure what he’s upset about. Nixon was a much better President than the CFSG. He should take the compliment.

Absolutely!

From the article:

Tip: if you want your Veep to pardon you, don’t send an angry mob after him, his wife and daughter, chanting “Hang Mike Pence! Hang Mike Pence!”

It creates a slight chill in the relationship.

Tip#2: Don’t pressure your Veep that he has to cheat an election for you, by telling him he’s “…either a Patriot or a pu**y.”

That may also, somehow, damage the relationship, a little.

It would be interesting to be a Fly on the Hea… Uh, wall in the Pence household right now.

In addition to the above, the only way your (current) Vice President can pardon you is if you freakin’ resign before your term is up. As long as he’s Vice President, he can’t do squat for you.

Don’t tell him!!!

I see your point, but I still think it would be worth it so we could add QUITTER to LOSER when referring to him (which I intend to do as little as possible).

Or do. I would find it amusing if Trump resigns, and then Pence pardons Trump… Eric Trump, and only Eric Trump.

Not that I think that Eric should be pardoned, but I think that would probably piss off the cheeto in chief more than not pardoning anyone.

Apparently to Trump, that’s the sole reason he might have to resign. He can’t see any other benefits.

He doesn’t trust Pence to pardon him. That’s one of those “oh yeah, I should have of thought of that before treating him like my personal court jester these last 4 years”.

Nope. Tiffany. Pardon only Tiffany, because I doubt she’s broken any federal laws.

Fair enough, or Barron.

I mostly thought it would be fun because of Colbert’s impression of him as the unloved son.

Love the stuck teeth!

Even if Pence wanted to pardon Trump in a trust exercise that Trump shouldn’t do after nearly killing Pence, it would only apply to the (albeit many) crimes not covered by the impeachment. The power of pardons is near absolute and it’s the thing that makes it “near.” So he could pardon him and Trump could still be convicted and sentenced by the Senate. I don’t know if we have enough impeachment precedent out there to settle if Pence did have the pardon power and pardoned Trump if Trump could still be impeached AFTER on those same offenses.

Individual 1, as he scurries out of town prior to the Inauguration, wants a military sendoff with a military flyover, a red carpet, and a 21 gun salute.

Claiming that the military sendoff is really for his staff. :roll_eyes: