How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?

Reince Priebus admits Trump administration has looked into changing the First Amendment

Mother fucking A.

Good luck changing anything in the Bill of Rights, just cuz you want to tweet without consequence. Changing the 2nd amendment alone would be a herculean, bi-partisan task… but the First Amendment?

Wow, what an immaculate tool.

I suspect that was a very short West Wing conversation.

“Thanks for coming, everyone. The President wants us to change the First Amendment. Can we do that?”
“It’s nearly impossible, it’s dangerous, and would be far more trouble than it’s worth.”
“Uh… agreed.”
“Agreed.”
“Agreed.”
“OK, fine. He probably won’t remember it next week anyway. Meeting adjourned.”

I, for one, am hoping that Trump actually does try to amend the Constitution via one of his inane executive orders, Remember when anti-Obama types were freaking out and condemning Obama “for planning on changing the Constitution so he can be president longer than eight years” absent any proof whatsoever? These idiots are supporting Trump no matter what he does. And there’s more and more proof every day regarding Trump’s lack of ability, ethics, or competency.

That would be great, if cognitive dissonance was actually painful or at least gave you unsightly acne or had any other unpleasant physical effect. The problem is that the current environment is not selective enough against irrationality, so there’s little evolutionary pressure for it to die out. The inability to see a problem with railing against an action Obama didn’t take yet be cool when Trump *does *will linger and unfortunately not be fatal enough, This political version of the appendix will be affecting American elections until the end of this century, at least.

I’m thinking a combination of itchy hemorrhoids and high-volume flatulence.

Upside: with a consistent source of methane flow, your itch could more or less scratch itself, without direct digital intervention. And with enough practice, one could gain tonal control. An Olympian God of Dad jokes, who can fart the tune to “Happy Birthday” for a daughter’s party!

Add in very violent and painful stomach cramps for good measure.

To be fair, those same idiots said the same thing about Bush as he neared the end of his second term.

And if it’s any consolation, 1 in 8 Trump voters are having second thoughts.

I remember the same rumors circulating about Clinton in 2000 because, um, Y2K or something.

New Trump mouthpiece Scaramouche says his boss “probably” wants Sessions gone, proving yet again that loyalty is a one-way street in this White House: Scaramucci says Trump 'probably' wants Sessions gone as attorney general

Aaaaand the President goes to the National Scout Jamboree and, as is his wont, poops all over longstanding tradition, giving an overtly political speech (after saying he wouldn’t) and threatening to fire HHS Secretary Tom Price if he doesn’t deliver Senate votes on Trumpcare: http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/25/politics/donald-trump-boy-scouts-speech/index.html

Stay classy, Mr. President!

Not to worry. The REAL problem is that the American people know too much. Scaramucci is going to solve that by firing everyone in the WH press office.

Think of what he’d do if it was Girl Scouts.

That’s a frighteningly low number.

Yeah, you always want to bring up cocktail parties and the hottest people in NY when you are talking to scouts. Does he talk like this in front of his grandchildren? Jesus.

It wasn’t me with Russia! It was Hillary with Ukraine! Because I said so!

The dumb shit thinks that he can divert attention from his incompetent “governance” by throwing tantrums about “crooked Hillary.”

Meanwhile, Robert Mueller is poring over his tax returns.

As long as his “faithful” go for it, it works for him. Disgusting.

“Deplorable” wasn’t a strong enough word.

Yeah, he’d grab them by their, um, cookies.

He just banned transgender people from military via tweet.