How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

It depends on whether his financial advisors are any better than his legal advisors. Maybe he actually pays his financial advisors.

Given all the shenanigans going on, they may pay themselves without him knowing.

Individual 1 posts something I can get behind.

Weirdest plea deal I’ve ever seen.

Umm, who’s he quoting? Maybe the FF that defended the airports during the Revolutionairy War?

I’m guessing he was trying to quote Patrick Henry but he fucked it up the same way he fucks up everything else.

Well, lets not keep him waiting.

Your proposal is acceptable.

Maybe he changed “liberty” to “freedom” because the former sounds way too close to that stain upon true patriotic America, the “liberal”.

Ali Alexander “retruthed” Trump, commenting, “VICTORY OR DEATH”

I bet he remembers it because Samantha Bee once called Ivanka a “feckless cunt.”

I’ll take cake, please.

Can we fast forward to the part where Ali snuffs himself in his bunker?

As long as he blurts out something about Stalin before he goes….

I’d be worried that what Rump ‘blurts’ will overflow his Depends…

I love Eddie Izzard.

Me too.

He’s so funny.

I’d be careful with your pronouns as far as Eddie is concerned.

I think she decided on her/she just in 2020, but I think she’s pretty chill about what people use. “pronouns don’t define me.”