Trying to visaulize that bloated thing just sitting there, the entire time, hopefully getting a sore ass, and more than likely getting in his share of loud coughs, farts, snorts, throat horkings, loud “boooooring” sighs, increasingly angry seat shiftings, arm crossings and un-crossings, looking just slack-jawed and dumb-founded, looking back and forth in an impatient huff, nosepickings…
Chump’s been a busy boy. First, I’m trying to figure out how he snuck those live rounds onto the set of Rust to settle his score with Baldwin. Then I’m trying to figure out how he managed to plant those files on Biden’s properties.
One might even say the audience was dead.
I hadn’t realized he was sitting on the stage for the whole thing. You can see him looking around like he is hoping someone will say he’s needed elsewhere. I hope he was as miserable as he looks.
Why does he insist on wearig ties that go past his crotch?
It hides when he forgets to zip his fly?
Paging Dr Freud…
It hides the piss stains too.
If he tucks it under, it keeps his brain warm.
Winner. 
At first I’d assumed he was ‘compensating for something’. [Nods to Gyrate.]
I later heard that he was advised that long ties make him look slimmer. (Someone should tell him it’s not working.)
What he needs is a horizontally striped black and white one piece ‘suit’.
An orange one-piece suit. 
ETA: I love the cufflinks. It’s so important to accessorise!
Yeah, that’s the new style.
Not to disparage the style of singing that lady chose, nor her delivery - but I have some sympathy for trump.
I was under the mistaken impression that Diamond and Silk were a pair of gangsta rappers. It seems I was wildly wrong.
I could not sit and listen to that style of vocalisation for more than the 30 or 40 seconds in the provided video, so trump is, in one way, a better man than me.
Gosh.
That’s also why his suit coats are way too long - he thinks wearing large, poorly fit clothes will make him look small in them. It caused a bit of a minor scandal when the tuxedo he wore to a state dinner in the UK was also ill fitting
Scary thought: it IS working and we’re already seeing the ‘slim’ version.
Now I have The Rolling Stones in my head. (Woo who! Woo who!)
That’s the first thing I though of after you previous sentence and before this one. He looked like A) A penguin; and B) Someone who has no clue how to dress (like a kid playing dress-up).
Paging Vicente Fox! (My favorite quote from when he was doing those anti-Trump videos early in Trump’s presidency: “Donald, I notice you drink a lot of Diet Coke – which, by the way, is not working.” 
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He’s certainly not a man of taste, and even the wealth is debatable.
Orange is the New Trump. Well, no, not really/