Or braincells
For real? He actually let people mock him in public, and just sat there and took it good-naturedly? Because that doesn’t sound like Trump at all.
Wait… was this the event where he wouldn’t allow anyone to say anything negative about him? (Which kinda defeats the purpose of a “roast”.) Because that I can believe.
ISTR that the one topic that they couldn’t touch was how much money he actually had.
A short Google search later and:
I wonder what would have happened if one or more of the comics had gone off-script and joked about his bankruptcies and not really having a multi-billion dollar net worth.
I mean besides never getting a Comedy Central Roast gig again…
Trump’s go to. He’d sue them.
Remember the end scene in Raiders of the lost Arc? That huge warehouse full of boxes. That was actually where Trump keeps all his lawsuits.
That anyone would work for this two bit cheat is beyond me. If they think it’s gonna help their resume, it’s not. Well, unless you want to follow a life of crime.
All the lawyers are caricatures of mob lawyers. The latest one representing him in the Stormy Daniels case, Joe Tacopina, would be right at home in a Godfather film.
I dunno, I never saw Tom Hogan lunge across a desk to grab an interviewer’s notes disproving what he just said.
Tom Hagen. That is all.
A fair point, but as I distinguished, caricatures. Mob lawyers in the Godfather films have more class.
New motto: “Fictional mob lawyers have more class.”
I like it! 
Trump’s “top men” don’t seem particularly capable.
That’s where they keep all the lawsuits that where thrown out of court. The ones Trump won are in a shoebox that Trump has his Mar a Lago pool boy keep secure.
‘Joey Tapioca’.
“Presenting the comedic law stylings of Joey Tapioca and Patsie Bologna, coming to your local stand-up courtroom this summer!”
I was thinking Joey Tacopina could direct-examine long-time Trump employee, Matthew Calamari, and present a sort of mobster smorgasbord for the jury.
Frankie Focaccia as co-counsel.
Bennie “Bolognese” Tatagliatelle, lead investigator.