Don’t forget “pays for sex.”
Not really. They also have no strength.
They want to be Trump. They admire him. And hope that by lying and coning they can be millionaires.
What they are trying to do is ‘Money For Nothing and Your Chicks For Free’ What they can’t grasp is that Trump started with money, and has done very, very poorly with it.
And Dire Straits had something they will never understand. They have talent.
I wonder how much money I could make with an app that said “Donald, stop whining” when you push a button.
I’d like one that alternates between (in a John Goodman voice)
“Forget it, Donny, you’re out of your element!”
And
“Shut the fuck up Donny!”
Selling NFT’s looking like a strong man leader has to count for something.
As has been said before, Donald Trump is a poor man’s idea of a rich man, a weak man’s idea of a strong man and a stupid man’s idea of a smart man.
Trump took to Truth Social to wish everyone a warm Christmas wish.
Stay classy, Donny. 
And, with regard to his upcoming criminal trials, “You are entering a world of pain!”
I read that message out loud to my wife as Mark Hamill’s Joker, as I saw suggested on this board before. (I do a reasonable impression.) She found the words actually enjoyable when done that way.
The hardest part was not accidentally mentioning Batman at any point.
“Batman? I don’t know any Batman. Well, he sounds familiar; maybe I met him once. It would have been years ago. Maybe he brought me coffee, I dunno.”
“Donald Trump is…The Condiment King!”
Yes, that’s a real character (seriously) and that casting is just the shot in the arm that superhero movies need right now!
And here’s a Batman wiki article about him.
He was even in the Batman LEGO movie! Clearly a big shot! And he’s Robert Pattinson’s favorite baddie. Why yes, I do have too much free time today.
I still get choked up when I watch that commercial showing Trump giving a Diet Coke to Mean Joe Putin, who, in gratitude, throws Trump his shirt. And then rides off bare-chested on his horse.
They parse it as, “Bangs porn stars using this one clever trick!”
Now there’s MAGA clickbait for you.
It may be the most Christian thing about him that he has a fondness for fallen women.
See this old post of mine:
John Mulaney has a good bit about this concept that dated from before trump was President. In fact, I bet that quote originated from, and was expanded upon from, the Mulaney bit.
“trump is what a hobo imagines a rich person to be”. (Specific trump-related bit starts at about 1:00)
The earliest I was able to trace it back was a Facebook page by “Carl Sagen.” Since his death was 1996 I suspect it it not the real one.