How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

“… and be disloyal to the man who made her so much money.”

Trump places a lot of emphasis on loyalty to him. I shouldn’t be surprised, but it just seems to un-American. Loyalty to the United States, sure, even as a Canadian, I get that, but loyalty to one single person? That sounds like North Korea.

A lot? That’s all he wants in a flack follower. Seriously, I’ve been wondering just how soon it’s going to be for a Republican office seeker to publicly kiss his ring mushroom.

I know, right? But there will always be the naysayers. Remember the Newport Folk Festival in '65? A lot of people criticized Trump for telling Dylan to go electric.

‘A man came to me and asked,
“Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?
Who was that man?
I’d like to shake his hand!”
And seeing the tears in his eyes I had to admit to him that man was Donald J. Trump.’ ~ DJT

That’s one horrible smelly jar of orange goo to use as lube…

I thought that was George Santos who gave him such wonderful advice.

That was George ON the electric…what, you didn’t recognize him? How soon we forget.

Bingo.

I have to guess that the only reason he assumes that Travis Kielce is a liberal is because he did a pro-vaccination commercial. It’s a sign of our sorry state of affairs that a goddam PSA is now partisan.

So is telling people to vote. Just that; “Please vote” is seen as a partisan attack on the God-ordained Republican hegemony.

Kim Jong Portly is a mighty big/fine pig to slow roast with 100 garlic cloves slice-cut into his folds of fat… but lets be honest: Roasting Trump that way would feed the nation.

That said, the only way he has issues with Kelce is because:

  1. He actually is good at his job.

  2. He actually is wealthy.

  3. He actually is in shape enough to satisfy a woman.

  4. He has the woman that the Tiny Mushroom Man has a Tiny Mushroom Crush on.

  5. God Rump is Such a Loser ( oh wait, did I really need to type that? ).

While I’m far from an expert on authoritarianism, one characteristic of the authoritarian/fascist governments I’ve come across is that there is no such thing as an apolitical act. The books and publications one reads, the sports teams one follows (and the sports one engages in), the music one listens to, the types of vacations one takes — everything is taken as an indication of one’s political leanings, and therefore of one’s loyalty (or lack thereof).

In Nazi Germany, just about every activity a person could engage in had a National Socialist {whatever} Association, and not belonging to the appropriate organization was enough to draw the Gestapo’s attention (this was a plot point in Fatherland). Of course, the US doesn’t have a Gestapo. Yet.

Yet…

So… um… at what point should us “Old-sters” be trying to upgrade our camping gear in hopes of survival before NATO invades and saves us… or before we get to the border and bow down low enough (and kiss Trudeau’s ass enough) that Ottawa lets us in as ‘Sanctuary’?

( I’m sure all the Alberta trucker-fucks would object though… maybe even the most of the Quebecers if we can’t prove that we can speak French .)

If Trump gets in, he’s given Russia the green light to invade any NATO country - Canada is on the block.

So I would not bother to make plans to move north.

“Everything within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state.”

(Replace “the state” with “Donald Trump”)

Didn’t Tan the Conman actually say he is the state?

This will not happen even in the worst case scenario. Russia does not have the capacity to invade another continent.

Louis XIV. I get them confused too.

Why would Putin need to send soldiers to achieve power over the USA? If Trump is President of the USA, then Putin is President of the USA (in all but name).

Raise your hand if you don’t believe that Putin owns Donald. Anyone? Anyone?

In the worst case scenario, Putin will ask Trump to please invade Canada on his behalf. And Trump will oblige.