To be fair to the man, when I drink from a bottle of water, I usually use my dominant right hand.
Donald can use both at the same time. He’s very ambidextrous.
Given how much of an obsequious toady Trump is with dictators, amphibious would be more accurate.
To be fair, the term “multi-tasking” is known only to a handful of North American linguistics professors and one small child in Indonesia.
Given how he kisses their asses, whatever the adjectival form of spelunking would be is the right choice.
Now Trump wants to give all police immunity from prosecution:
“We’re going to give our police their power back,” Trump told supporters during a rally last week in Waukesha, Wisconsin. “We are going to give them immunity from prosecution.” The twice-impeached and four-times-indicted former president made a similar statement in December 2023 during a campaign event in Iowa, where he promised to “indemnify” police officers to shield them from prosecutorial harm.
That’s literally an authoritarian police state. A strong man with absolute immunity, and a police state with no accountability.
And a very large number of Americans are going to vote for this exact scenario. Because this is what they want.
Because they’re sure the face-eating leopards police will never come for them.
This should provide some food for thought for anyone who was thinking of not voting for Biden in order to “send a message” about Palestine.
The Onion has been outdone by reality!
That was funny though.
Speleological isn’t quite right, since it refers to the science of studying caves and Trump’s anti-science and couldn’t pronounce it if he wanted to:
“I know more about spee… spee… leo the lion, and logical, like Dr. Spock, than anyone.”
How about this from World Wide Words?
the related adjective speluncar had a brief flowering in the nineteenth century
They will just ‘lalalala fingers-in-ears’ Trump’s promise away…because “sending a message to Biden” makes them feel so very, very powerful.
Useful idiots indeed.
Some people are so addicted to outrage that they seek out the situations that will give them the most opportunities to be outraged.
They should be careful what they wish for, because they just might get it.
Absolutely. And sadly, all the rest of us will get it, too.
Some of this is due to our media culture. Outrage = self-righteousness, and we humans love to feel self-righteous. Having your righteousness validated via numbers of the like-minded happens every day on the internet.
This is so true. In a local protest encampment near me, they are currently outraged by a made up story of cameras on a building (they do not exist) and are also outraged that the police have not been called to break them up, therefore denying them the right to be visibly oppressed.
How are people supposed to see the violence inherent in the system if the system won’t oppress them?
Maybe Trump should set up a kissing booth outside the courthouse so all the visitors can masticate derriere. The speaker of the house, the senators, George Santos, Vivek Ramaswamy could get photos with him to further their careers.
How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?
Mother-fucker’s still breathing, ain’t he?
And soiling everything he touches.