Swamps are very cool and are an important part of a thriving ecosystem, will lots of interesting plants and animals. Don’t be cruel to the swamps.
Isn’t there a massive tire fire somewhere that needs an official name?
Yes, they are, and Trump has done more to fill swamps than any other politician I can name.
We could name the Centralia coal mine fire after him. He likes coal, right?
An ongoing and apparently unstoppable toxic waste event that makes people flee for their lives, named for that guy? Perfect!
Technically this happened years ago but I only just saw the news report of it:
Former White House communications director Alyssa Farah Griffin said former President Trump talked about executing people multiple times at White House meetings.
Because of course he would. For him, with great power comes great irresponsibility.
That fits with his flacks/worshippers calling people “Traitors to Trump”.
Executing people at White House meetings makes more sense than executing them at secret bases somewhere. I mean, where’s the deterrence value if it’s not done publicly?
But I don’t see how you execute one person multiple times. Put Elon Musk to work on figuring that out.
Flipping on crypto annoys me (though I will admit it’s a good move). I hope the election isn’t decided by whether you believe in Bitcoin or not.
I object to the use of “poised” anywhere in the vicinity of the Cheeto-Faced Extraterrestrial-Ferret-Wearing ShitGibbon. Not only is it not the correct word (which is “posed”), but poise is not a quality he ever comes close to.
Well, he’s a poser, that’s kinda close.
There has got to be a way to fuse that and “Maxwell’s Silver hammer”.
Jack Smith instead of Maxwell. Or perhaps Melania. Two people Trump is afraid of. Oh, and Putin of course.
One of Convict Donald’s “spiritual advisors” has admitting to molesting a 12-year-old girl.
Speaking in Detroit, former President Donald Trump challenged President Joe Biden to take the same cognitive test he “aced,” only to confuse who administered the test to him, referring to Texas Republican Rep. Ronny Jackson, who was the White House physician for part of his presidency, as “Ronny Johnson.”
The serial adulterer, molestor, and rapist pissed all over Father’s Day.
HAPPY FATHER’S DAY TO ALL, INCLUDING THE RADICAL LEFT DEGENERATES THAT ARE RAPIDLY BRINGING THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA INTO THIRD WORLD NATION STATUS WITH THEIR MANY ATTEMPTS AT TRYING TO INFLUENCE OUR SACRED COURT SYSTEM INTO BREAKING TO THEIR VERY SICK AND DANGEROUS WILL.
“WE NEED STRENGTH AND LOYALTY TO OUR COUNTRY, AND ITS WONDERFUL CONSTITUTION
Just in case you forgot, the constitution to which he referred is the very one he called to be jettisoned so he could remain in office.
And he’s still touting the Man of the Year lie!
For the third consecutive presidential election, former President Donald Trump is lying that he was named “Man of the Year” in Michigan before he ran for president.
Trump said it again on Saturday during a speech in Detroit: “You know, I got the ‘Man of the Year’ in Michigan. Years ago, long before politics, like 12, 13 years ago.”
Facts First: Trump’s claim remains false. Nobody has ever been able to find any evidence that he was ever named “Man of the Year” in Michigan before he ran for president. The state itself does not give out a “Man of the Year” award; Trump has never lived in Michigan; and he has never specified who supposedly gave him this award and when.
Do I wonder what Trump thinks he gets out of these insult the holiday posts he makes. I mean the first couple or so were shocking and gave him rebel cred, but now its as boring and predictable as a jazzed up version of Jingle Bells. While I am sure that his hard core followers eat this shit up, they would eat up anything he spewed. Also even they like celebrating the various holidays, and have to at some level realize that his statements are in bad taste.
Although I suppose soon it will reach the point at which it becomes a family tradition to curl up with the family up by the fire with a cup of cocoa and a brightly lit Christams tree while silent night is playing on the radio, to read the annual insane rantings of the former president.
Sort of a modern-day Fireside Chat.
Call it a Fireside Rant, maybe.
I have not met FDR, but Trump is still no FDR
I guess when some people don’t have a crazy uncle spouting insane nonsense on the holidays, it’s comforting to have somebody willing to take that role for the nation.
You have an, um, interesting outlook on what’s “comforting.”
Lack of laughable grammar/typos makes me believe these screeds have been assigned to some lackey with instructions to automate shitposts for every American holiday. Bureaucratic, subcontracted hate.