If I were forced to guess, I’d guess that someone afraid that Trump might NOT become President posted the rumor in order to re-energize Trump. Donald can’t resist a challenge like that. ‘ME drop out? I’ll show YOU!!1!!!’
More practically speaking: no matter how depressed and low-energy Donald may become, he CANNOT drop out. That way lies prison.
And an admission of failure.
Oh, yes, excellent point. He can’t take admitting having been wrong. And he can’t really blame quitting on his family…who would believe he cared anything about anyone in his family? I mean, even if Ivanka were in a coma, Donald wouldn’t give up anything for her sake. (She IS 42, now.)
Prison.
Lies.
Nicely spoken.
“Would you like to see the dessert cart…?”
“Oh no, I think I’ve had enough heavy sweets for the day. Might you bring a nice frothy Cappucino…?”
It’s a fun hypothetical to contemplate. If Trump dropped out in September, would J.D. Quayle, er, I mean J.D. Vance, automatically be the candidate?
I know it will never happen, but watching the cult lose their tiny frickin’ minds would be absolutely delicious.
I think this is probably a click-bait headline loosely based on Trump dropping out of the September ABC debate with Harris.
< Disappointment Gif >
Personally, I’d love to see Harris show up at the agreed-upon debate, and get to answer all of the questions calmly and cogently next to an empty lectern. Maybe she could get in some jabs at her AWOL opponent by calling him The Cowardly Lyin’.
I know you’re all sad that you’re not getting enough Vitamin T in your lives, but thankfully there’s a solution. Please contain your excitement.
That sounds like a huge investment–which makes me doubt that this will actually happen.
I suppose they could just pirate footage from existing sources—weather from The Weather Channel, news from FoxNews, etc. But how long could they get away with that???
Two weeks or so.
Isn’t Trump planning on getting rid of the National Weather Service? I’m guessing the weather reports will end up being as reliable as the news is likely to be.
“and now, with Sharpie Weather Reporting, here is Chris Christie…”
Remember: “Sharpie Weather Reporting” is brought to you by McDonalds.
Open Wide and Here’s a Big Mac…"
Yeesh, I hadn’t heard that. In the flood of ‘horrible things Trump is planning to do’ that one had escaped me.
I think this also includes NOAA. The agencies are tied together.
Don’t want to hear about those rising oceans or temps!!!
My feelings exactly.
Trump might be going to jail in September but I would not expect him to drop out if that happens.
I think Trump has ADHD and as such, suffers from time blindness. This is to say that Trump has no idea what he is doing tomorrow, much less in September. Hell, Trump probably doesn’t even know what he is doing right now.
Personally, I don’t want him to drop out. I want him to lose and lose big. I want his support to crumble, his funds to diminish to nothing and his “friends” to vanish as lawsuits and jail sentences pile up. I want him to live to be 100 years old… in Jeffrey Epstein’s cell.
There is this:
Dementia has a huge effect on dyschronometria and was one of the main sources of how dyschronometria was discovered. Through studies, dementia is both a cause and an effect of dyschronometria. This has to do completely with the fact that with dementia the brain is constantly rewiring itself and thus information becomes lost causing the person who has dementia to become confused as well as disoriented, and in most cases completely unaware of the passage of time. As a cause, dyschronometria causes the person to become disoriented and completely unaware of time, thus making bits and pieces of their brain involving a memory to become lost, ultimately leading to dementia in the long term.
Seems about right.
I’d like his dementia to be much more obvious before November: drooling, taking his clothes off, dropping F- and N-bombs, hitting campaign aides, etc. All in public, of course.
What I want to know is: how did his ear fully heal back in a week? There are Deadpool and Wolverine jokes in there, but I’m serious. I Know there are people in medicine on this board. Ears bleed easily, but any serious damage takes a very long to heal (as I understand it). If cartilage was nicked off, cartilage won’t grow back (I’ve heard).
So, what’s the deal there? Was he faking it this whole time…?