That truck won’t hold more than 100 of your fans, Donny.
Gonna need a bigger truck.
trump sitting in a MAGA-branded garbage truck. What a truly fitting metaphor of his entire political legacy.
Make America Garbage Again! trump’s garbage was contained and cleaned up fairly well after his first term, but if he has a second term the stain and the stink will be much more difficult to clean up afterward.
Call me sentimental, but I’d have preferred a honeywagon:
And people thought it was bad when Dukakis sat in a tank!
Or a paddy wagon 
Just stick a MAGA magnet sign on each side and maybe he’ll go willingly.
Who’d have thought that the Biden whoopsie would be this quickly eclipsed in the news by a stupid Trump remark?
(Okay: most of us. Still. One marvels.)
Trump says he will ‘protect’ women, ‘whether the women like it or not.
Rapist says what?
“But women tell me all the time, they regularly go to see the rapists.”
“That’s therapists.”
Having seen both the haul trucks used in the oilsands and Soylent Green, I think we can manage two to three thousand. More if they pull the more ambitious back down like crabs in a bucket.
When is he going to be seen paddling a burning dumpster fire down the flooded roads of the hurricane stricken states? We are getting there rapidly! I’m sure he’ll be tossing fire resistant paper towels to the bystanders.
Didn’t see it here:
Trump suggests Liz Cheney should face firing squad for her foreign policy stance
He seems nice.
I’m sure he’d wet his diaper.
Where are the big guys in the white coats and big nets? This is just absurd. The man belongs in a home.
“No, no, ‘President’ Trump, it’s a dinner jacket… that ties in the back.”
Or the big house.
Fortunately there is such a place. A place…for Trump:
As usual Trump left a tiny ‘out’ for himself by discussing Cheney being a war hawk, so that his defenders could parrot* the line that ALL HE MEANT was that if she likes war, she should go to war.
The fact remains that he fantasized out loud about “nine barrels shooting at her.” No decent person can defend a candidate saying that an opponent should have “guns [are] trained to her face.”
Republicans, as usual, are eager to prove that they have no decency.
*lots of birds!
I made the mistake of taking a drink while watching this, and nearly spewed coffee all over my desk when he pulled out the top secret documents.
Yeah, I just watched a YouTube clip of a MAGA apologist being interviewed by Jim Acosta on CNN.
See, what Trump was saying wasn’t about a firing squad at all but that warmongers like Cheney should spend some time in a foxhole during combat. Then, they would understand, like Trump does, that war is bad, m’kay.
If I did put myself in harm’s way by serving in the US military, wouldn’t you simply call me a ‘sucker’ and a ‘loser?’
–Hypothetical Liz Cheney tweet