Given the Cheung statement that @solost posted just above, I’m truly shocked that Cheung does NOT have ‘who are you going to believe, me or your own ears?’ tattooed on his forehead.
[To the tune of “Sunrise, Sunset” from “Fiddler On The Roof”]
Trumprise, Trumpset
Trumprise, Trumpset
Is this weird candidate a Nazi
Who’d jail my nephew 'cause he’s gay
Watching him threatening our nation
Go. A. Way.
Why must he comment on her beauty
This tinted man with shriveled balls
Wasn’t it Melanie who said that he’s so small
Trumprise, Trumpset
Trumprise, Trumpset
All the shit he says
One whack thing following another
Lapped up by men who drink cheap beer
Trumprise, Trumpset
Trumprise, Trumpset
Who among us really knows what’s in that prominent wrinkle visible in his brow??
Good point. They do have those micro-tattoos.
(Love “Trumpset”—may we all be experiencing it in a few days…)
How has he pissed me off?
Here’s a free link to an article, where the lede is wrong in so many ways:
It details the Orange-utan’s deep-seated and humble commitment to Christ.
No, you may not. “Vomit” is the correct word. Describing ShitGibbon’s mouth-fartings in terms of word-things is simply beyond the pale.
(well, you may, but none of us will be having it)
So, Trump’s your arch-emesis, then?
You just had to hurl that into the world, didn’t you?
Oh lighten up, Chuck
Isn’t the melon felon himself the original fake news reporter?
Producer, yes. Reporter, no.
If you really want to get rid of the weed, you must deal with the root.
Go to your room.
Plus “nine” is a suspiciously precise number.
It is used in some Chinese venacular to signfy purity, usually with 3 nines. It would seem that ShitGibbon is telling us what he is not telling us.
Sure, but if you’re hiding in a foxhole how can you be sure – or even care – that there are nine riflemen aiming at your face?
You’re part of a 10-man team, it’s a large foxhole, and you’re Trump.
Oh, jeez, folks, thank you thank you thank you, I needed a series of good laughs.
There’s speculation that, if Trump wins the election, Clarence Thomas will resign/retire from the bench, allowing Trump to appoint yet another ultra-conservative to the Supreme Court.
I hope Harris wins and gets a second term so he has to hang on another eight years before he retires and wishes he’d taken up John Oliver’s offer of an annuity and $250,000 RV.
Would’ve been money well spent!