Ha, I had actually intended to add this line myself. It may take centuries for new generations to learn the truth about this era. Like Nero or Attila the Hun.
Oh, they’ll exist. The question is will there be anyone who can read them what with the destruction of the US Department of Education?
The future history of America will not be written by Americans.
Well, maybe if they live abroad.
Insert “accurate” before “future”; I daresay the Christofascist States of America will have their own carefully circumscribed version of history.
Or circumcised.
Why stop there? “Castrated.”
At which point, I would advocate for the annexation of the No Balls Atoll.
Darn you to heck! Now I have this stuck in my head:
Hitler has only got one ball,
Goering has two, but very small;
Himmler is very sim’lar,
And Goebbels has no balls at all.
(From this vintage 1987 SD article.)
Now the grifter-in-chief is selling a line of cologne called ‘Fight Fight Fight’. He’s turning the Presidency into his own MAGA-branded QVC channel. So classy!
Well, he has to pay those civil judgements SOMEhow.
It’s amazing how uniform are the answers to the speculation “what does it smell like?” on the social media I’ve perused.
I’m going to guess they’re saying ketchup and ass.
I was going to say ass and orange toner and Big Macs. But mostly ass.
Trump’s ass, or Putin’s ass, up which he has far-inserted his poorly-bronzed head?
What does it smell like? Depends.
I’ll show myself out🙃
I’m going to get pre-emptively pissed off because of something I thought of today. Jimmy Carter may not die until Trump is in office. I can’t find anything definitive about him having a state funeral, just that he will be buried in Plains, Georgia. Can you imagine the horror show Trump will make of this? I hope (and not because I want him to die but…) it happens before then because Jimmy deserves a decent send-off for a truly decent man.
This article from MSN was written a few months ago:
The Nobel Peace Prize winner will be honored with a grand state funeral in Washington, D.C. The pomp will be complete with a ceremony befitting a former president. Additionally, there will be a heartfelt memorial in his beloved hometown of Plains, Georgia.
Oh my gosh. This is sad. Trump always must be the center of attention. They’ll probably set off fireworks when he arrives in his gilded carriage.