I’m hoping it has the presidential briefing PowerPoint presentations. Also, a bronzed McDonald’s menu.
Walls of shelves packed with thick tomes bound with shiny (fake) gold spines that don’t even have pages in them.
Here you go
If they were gilded they’d be perfect!
Goldenbooks
Better than GoldenShowersbooks, at least.
They were never available in printed format. These are videos.
Trump has a person who prints off things from the web that he likes to look at, so…
The nation can always use more public urinals.
Better to be pissed off than pissed on, I always say.
My pissed offness is directed at the enablers who explain away all this malodorous biomass’s awfulness.
My senator is raffling off tickets to attend the inauguration. I said that I would go see trump when he was on display under the rotunda. And that I can’t wait.
Make it unisex, just to pwn the MAGAts.
To hell with the library. They should use the money to carve his head into Stone Mountain.
For sure, and make certain that the sign says something like ‘Non-Binary People Welcome.’
Not so much pissed me off today but definitely laughed.
His new coif…
# Trump Tries Out a New Hairstyle—and Gets Mixed Reviews
Should’ve just gone with the Mark Davis look.
ETA: dang - doesn’t want to show a preview.
From here:
He was told to cut it by President Musk or be left off the plane.
Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns? Go home, you’re off the team, for good!
Think ya got yer pants up high enough there, Donny?
He must have some serious shoulder pads in his suit coats.
With that gut and those shoulders, I’m surprised he can golf at all. Well, I’m sure he can golf, and we know he lies about winning. But sheesss.