I was surfing by a conservative channel and I saw an ad for Trumpy Bear. If you haven’t seen it it’s a Teddy bear with a shock of orange blond hair, dressed in a business suit, with thumbs up. And for a stuffed animal the price is outrageous, $59.85 plus shipping. I wanted to hurl.
I am a occasional viewer of the American Heroes Channel, which shows a lot of WWII documentaries. I see this ad each time I watch that channel. My Pillow guy is a regular as well.
I get about a dozen pleas every day from Trump and his kid begging for money at my suckmydickdonnie email address. Today I got an offer that for a mere $64 contribution to who knows what – I didn’t parse the tiny type – I could get a high-quality doormat emblazoned with
Don’t blame this family
we voted for
TRUMP
I was picturing it collecting a lot of urine and feces.
And sputum. Don’t forget sputum.
Why not all 4 humors?
The mere suggestion makes me splenetic.
Checks headlines: Yeh, still alive, not paralyzed by a stroke, bankrupted personally, hauled off to jail, so I’m pissed about that, but nonetheless chortling at how enraged he must be that Ukraine has completely removed any and all public attention from him.
I knew I shouldn’t have signed up for that job driving the Four Good Humors Man truck around the neighborhood…
(but the calliope plays “Great Green Gobs of Greasy, Grimy Gopher Guts”, so that’s cool).
The anal pustule is still alive and this:
At least Kid Rock admitted he wasn’t qualified unlike the orange shit gibbon.
Kid Rock '24!
How did it not occur to him that if TFG was asking him to seriously advise him on NK that maybe TFG didn’t have good judgement about who to take advice from?
Just smart enough to know he’s totally out of his depth. But still dumb enough not to wonder why he was asked in the first place.
Trump should have known that the best advisor on North Korea is Dennis Rodman.
A one-man State Department!
Even the walking, talking pair of crack smoking truck nuts knew better? WOW! Doesn’t raise my opinion of that shit stain though.
Sadly, there’s this:
The punch line:
…We count on criminal law to serve as a deterrent to malicious behavior. But Trump seems likely to evade it. Just as the protection of impeachment against mendacity has proven inadequate, criminal law will probably prove the same. And that means that the only real protection against Trump’s malignancy is the ballot box. Don’t invest too much hope in Merrick Garland. Even with the best of will (which I do not doubt he has), he can’t save democracy. Only we can.
Sounds like CT stuff, but Glenn Kirschner seems to believe TFG and his spawn all have “pocket pardons”, which I guess they could use as get out of jail free cards. Don’t pardons require admission of guilt?
No. Just ask Richard Nixon.
And even if on some legal/moral/whatever level they are an implied/explicit admission of guilt - so what? They are pardoned, and nothing comes of it.