How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

There is an empty void in him that he tries to fill with gold.

Oh my god! Trump is really Solomon Grundy, only not as likable.

And all too non-fictional.

Particularly this one.

How dare you! Hippos are beautiful!

Have you ever seen them mark their territory?

And this. Trump is infinitely spiteful (in addition to his every other infinitely bad quality). Every dollar he acquires (however he acquires it) is a dollar that someone else didn’t get. It’s one of Trump’s few satisfactions (if you can call it that) in his miserable life.

The story about him getting the money for the photo book looks like a prime example of that.

File this under, “Beating a disgraced loser asshole horse” header.

His actual hires were absurd at the time - these would have been incalculably worse. As Orangitang spiraled down after the pandemic start, he dropped any attempt at hiring outside experts and focused on going to the mattresses with family in charge of everything.

And he probably never even learned to make a decent plate of spaghetti.

Well, that explains his comments re his daughter.

That fucker would steal a fly from a blind spider. I wonder legally who owns Ms. Craighead’s photos. Are they her personal property? Was she a government employee and if so, would they belong to the government? If they are hers, why not tell him to pound sand and undercut his book by selling it at half his price?

Now all I can picture is @iiandyiiii standing out at the edge of the property line, viciously spraying into his neighbor’s yard in some bizarre zoning dispute.

I thought that they were considered public domain.

That was my thought too. So if I was her I’d publish anyway. What’s he gonna do, sue?

Probably. Donald speaks incoherently and carries a big schtick. (That has nothing to do with the thread, I was just proud of that sentence.)

And rightly so! :slight_smile:

Most people, if they find 20$ in an empty parking lot of an abandoned building will pocket it. If they find 20$ at the spot where they’s just watched a single parent wrangling 2 toddlers and fiddling with their wallet will try to return it. Trump (and pharma Bro and, I suspect, a fair number of business people) will only ask if it landed on a public sidewalk or a private driveway, and if the latter, does the penalty for keeping it outweigh the value.

Trump is probably genuinely baffled that anybody ever expects him to leave anything on the table he doesn’t absolutely have to.

The loser is still sentient. Endorsing TV “personalities” and “name recognition MAGA mascots” for the US Senate. Finest deliberative body my ass - thanks for nothing turtle.

Also:
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Clearly setting up an insanity defense.

The crowd response sounded mostly like laughter. Was he dropping that deuce as a joke?