Number one for pee card.
Howard Wolowitz : My pee is like toothpaste
So, gotta ask:
Which actress was just gagging to bend over backwards to brush with that?
The flawed failed smelly Jeopardy Host ( who cheated to get in )?
The Soprano blonde who can do a perfect split with nothing but a squeak?
( Just don’t say Kaley. Because I Know that’s a lie. “FU Jon” meant a lot more than
ending a shitty relationship with a smelly POS. )
Uh… what?
Oh, good. It wasn’t just me.
I know I’ve read discussion of the likelihood of stands selling asparagus-snacks on the premises of the Gravesite. And it was probably here at the Dope (and in the Pit).
On the other hand, I’d guess that such discussions have taken place all over the Internet…
Another consideration: just about any Republican governor of Georgia is likely to pardon Trump if he’s convicted there (even the incumbent, whom he’s blasted).
He can’t. Georgia is one of 8 states where the governor doesn’t have the power of clemency.
The Stockton Asparagus Festival used to sell asparagus margaritas. Those would probably go over well.
Praise Jesus!
Wow, definitely - God bless federalism!
Yet. Give the state legislature a little time to realize the oversight.
Brian’ll pardon me. Shame what might happen to his house or a family member or fucking dog if…
It’d take a statewide vote of the people, I think, and it seems unlikely - but certainly not impossible - that there’d be a majority willing to support a measure so obviously intended to benefit one person.
This is the state that elected MTG.
But let’s hope that, at long last, someone will choke on doing something to help out that protoplasmic beast.
A district elected MTG, not the state. It is, however, the state that elected two Democratic US senators, and that Biden carried, although narrowly.
Georgia has 14 congressional districts. Currently, there are 8 Republicans and 6 Democrats in Washington.
Yeah, but…<gag>…
(I can understand that an Asparagus Festival is pretty much honor-bound to provide food/drink that will result in ‘human interest’ stories nation-wide about the shocking nature of the offerings, but even so: <gag>)
I’ve heard they’re not a taste sensation. But they’d be good ammunition.
Much better than the asparagus ice cream.
Stop. Just stop. 