How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

By Trump, “peons.”

“Those guys I don’t pay. That’s what they’re called.”

“Sir, you’ll need to be a bit more specific.”

The lies just never stop.

A group of Individual 1’s Mar a Lago buddies decided to form themselves into a government advisory board while I1 was President, and tried to make government agencies deal with them as advisors, and give veterans’ medical information to them so they could sell it to private corporations.

Every single time I think they can’t possibly sink any lower…

Good god.

Often appalling; never surprising.

Trump’s CIA discussed abducting and possibly assassinating Julian Assange.

Well at least that would have rescued him from life in the Ecuadorian embassy.

Typical of him:

Individual 1 is suing Twitter demanding they give him his account back.

Who knew there were so many bots?

There was an experimental account set up at the height of last summer to see how long an ordinary person posting word-for-word Trump’s tweets could last without being suspended for violating terms and conditions. I believe they lasted a week.

Proof that rather being treated unfairly Trump was actually given incredible leeway to keep using their service.

“88” million?

Heil Hairdo?

Individual 1 has sent a letter to the Pulitzer Prize committee, demanding they rescind their Pulitzer that was given to the New York Times and Washington Post for their reporting on the Individual campaign’s ties to the Kremlin.

My goodness. He’s just full of beans this week, isn’t he?

Something tells me that will go straight into the round file.

Nope. Posted on the wall for all to view and laugh at.

And it’s all coming out in gaseous exhalations. Which it appears some unfortunate minion is tasked with transcribing.

Here’s the letter.

God, he’s a miserable human being, eating himself alive with hate and rage. I honestly don’t think I could devise a worse punishment than what he’s putting himself through with his GLOAT show.

On second thought,I could devise a whole bunch of worse punishments. A lot worse. Still, what he’s putting himself through is pretty bad.