How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 2)

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Watching the SOTU would piss me off so much that my neighbors would get concerned.

“I’d watch the State of the Union but Trump is a lying, narcissistic, fascist prick. It would be a waste of my time and cause my blood pressure to go through the roof.”

“Oh sorry, did I say that out loud?”

Y’know, my toenails are looking juuuuuust a little too long.

I thought I might spend the time blow drying my iguana, but then I heard about an alternative event that Dems are putting on. I’m not sure if it’s kosher to post a link, but if you look up the MoveOnsite, you can access a link to watch.

Hey, I’ve got a for-real excuse: Zoom meeting that will take place during the SOTU. So I won’t be tuning in.

Why on earth wouldn’t it be?

Equal Time

This is not a broadcast station.

In happier news, Flavor Flav has invited the US women’s hockey team to come to Vegas and he will throw them their own party. Possibly with blackjack, but probably not hookers.

(If you have not encountered FF on social media, he is incredibly nice and funny. And became an official spokesperson for the bobsled and skeleton teams. I would totally go to a party he threw.)

Is he the rapper who wears a giant alarm clock around his neck?

Just for that, he seems to be a fun guy. I hope he does throw the US women’s hockey team to a party. He’d be a great host, and the party would be a lot of fun.

That’s the guy, yes.

As is my recent habit, I won’t watch the speech but will record it in case he doesn’t make it through to the end.

Let us pray.

The thing is it’s already pretty much out there. I doubt that there is anything new in that report that anyone paying attention didn’t already know. He stole top secret documents, stored them very insecurely showed them to his friends, refused to give them back, lied about having them and then actively attempted to hide them when the lawful powers came looking for them.

The only thing the report does is put all of this in one document with a publicized release as opposed to a leaving them as a bunch of news articles spread over a couple of years.

The Epstein honey trap may not be in there. I appears that Prince Andrew was caught. I think we can now assume that the documents that Trump has are in every library in Russia.

It’s probably done out of spite, or out of a token show of loyalty from Cannon.

Or maybe there is some bombshell in there that we don’t know about that they want to hide. We have no way of knowing. That’s the point.

Woodstock notwithstanding, all acid (Lysergic acid diethylamide) is a clear liquid, and can be soaked into paper (typically with printed logos of various sorts) without affecting coloration.

The rumour at Woodstock was just that, a small panic… although possibly fueled by LSD users, who made up a significant portion of the crowd.

Well, maybe not that far-flung. But certainly in the Kremlin vault and/or on Putin’s bedside table.

Yeh. But our secrets, are not, because of you know who.

Repubublicans and the MAGA base thinks that’s just fine. Oh wait, they don’t think.

Update: corporate sponsors have jumped all over the opportunity to help support the US women’s hockey team’s FF-hosted Vegas party trip. So far the following have stepped up:

Air: Alaska, Delta, Southwest

Hotel: MGM, Palms, Resorts World

Entertainment: Las Vegas Golden Knights, MGM, Sphere, Spiegelworld, StubHub

Beauty: amika, elf, Glam Squad

Looks like the women are in for a lovely time. But I’m sure the men eating lukewarm hamberders with Trump will have just as much fun as a multiday all-expenses-paid party in Vegas.