No way it can be built properly, anyway.
Something slapdash that affords numerous opportunities for grifting through the entire process? We’re watching that play out in real time
I could see Trump hiring the people who did this.
And then skip paying them after.
If it’s out of styrofoam. I could get behind that. Then when he’s gone airplanes can drop gasoline on it from above and we can watch it dissolve.
Did you know that gasoline dissolves styrofoam? Ask me how I know.
It dissolves, it doesn’t vanish. You are then left with a disgusting, sticky goo, which hardens into plastic after the gasoline evaporates. STINKY plastic.
I know from firsthand experience, and I also know how awful it is afterward.
Yeah, you’re right. It’s a bad idea. But you got to admit, that would be a fitting way to remember him.
I’d say make a life-size styrofoam Trump statue. And then pour just a bit of gasoline on his head. Not enough to dissolve the whole thing.
Oh, on the statue also.
Those images… Was there ever a point in his life that he was a real live adult? Ya know, a ‘grown up’?
I mean did it even last a week? He’s crazy.
I’m pretty sure anybody with an old Jeep or a small boat know exactly how you know. 
Yeah, seems on-brand.
100% on brand. And leave the mess for others to clean up. He’s done it his entire life.
I genuinely hope all this gets built, and then five years later it all gets renamed after civil rights leaders.
Or maybe:
Jean E. Carrol Arch
Mariann Edgar Budde Arch
Crystal Mason Arch
Virginia Giuffre Arch
Kamala Harris Arch
To really flub the anti-libs:
AOC Arch 
Two of our kids are brown-skinned adult adoptees, and we live in a persistent nagging fear that they’ll do something by accident or negligence that will make them visible, or that someone will be able to change the legal status of people like them.
I just woke up from my first ICE nightmare - the house being forcibly searched - and I have to tell you I fucking hate him and everyone around him in ways I would not have guessed was possible for me, and I wish the very worst things upon every one of them.
Sorry, please clarify, was this really a bad dream, or did ICE really search your house and you woke up in the middle of it?
I’m so sorry this is something you have to worry about. That’s absolutely not right.
A terrible dream, woke me up in a complete panic. Very sorry that wasn’t clear.
Trump will participate in America Reads The Bible by reading the following Old Testament passage from the Oval Office tomorrow:
2 Chronicles 7:11–22
“If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.”
The evangelicals will eat that up: trump as the next coming of god incarnate.
I’m fairly sure trump believes it himself. Not with all the xian trappings he knows nothing of. But he is a god-king in his own mind.
A good verse. Humble themselves, turn from their wicked ways.
You first, president.
And if the land remains unhealed, it can only mean that someone, somewhere did not humble themselves. Who could that be?