Why does the media continue to sanewash Trump?
From CNN:
Headline: “The president says he expects fighting to resume if there’s no deal as a second round of talks remains uncertain”
There is no “fighting”. There is bombing, and missile attacks, and a threat to eliminate Iran’s entire civilization. This is not a war. There is no “fighting”.
There is the US deciding unilaterally to bomb and kill.
Fuck CNN, MSNBC, and the big 3 capitulation networks.
If the Guardian ever shits the bed, I’m done.
The headline should read:
“Trump says… a bunch of stuff designed to rig the market so his insiders can scam profits.”
CNN is being taken over by conservatives anyway.
NYT: Pete Hegseth Says ‘the Sooner David Ellison’ Buys CNN, ‘the Better’
Yeah, sure.
I suppose it might take a little bit of acculturation before one learns to not immediately respond four thousand posts later. I know it took me a while (and I’m still not immune to messing up). That said, the post does not bode well for his fitness as a Doper.
Fuck every individual Republican voter who put these morherfuckers in office. Yes, even your Aunt Mabel.
Maybe he’s a snail.
You don’t know.
That biddy can go soak her head!
Makes sense.
Of course differing boards have differing protocols, but some things are kind of obvious.
Just another Taco Tuesday. The ceasefire is extended indefinitely.
But is the strait open, closed, blocked, mined, blockaded?? Inquiring minds want to know 
?
Yes..
Whatever you want it to be, that’s what it is.
These days, the Cratchits won’t be the only ones whose gooses will be cooked.
Gotta love a little Dickins!
Four o’clock today and
I was watchin’ me some CNN,
Kasie Hunt was the host of a panel
With talking heads, and then,
She cut her guests off 'cause there’s breaking news
Did Trump nuke Iran or does it have to do
With the Strait of Hormuz?
Naw, it just something that we all already knew.
It’s just another TACO Tuesday,
Nothing new in the news day,
We knew what Trump would choose day,
Phew! I don’t have the blues day,
It’s just another TACO Tuesday.
The Strait of Schrödinger, now with more options!
Spirit Airlines, the ultra-low-cost airline which has been in financial dire straits for years, has gone through several failed attempts at mergers, and has filed for bankruptcy twice in the last two years, is apparently going to be given a $500 million bailout by the Trump administration.
Republicans as well as Democrats have been criticizing the idea, given Spirit’s enduring financial issues, but if this goes through, it would give the government a controlling stake in the airline. I will bet you a dime that the next step would be rebranding it as Trump Airlines.
https://www.axios.com/2026/04/23/spirit-airlines-bailout-trump-republicans\
No, he would never! What would people think?!
(I’m kidding of course.)
I knew he’d find a way to follow up Trump-as-Jesus with Trump-as-Spirit…