How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 2)

The BBQ Pit
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Now that we’ve had catastrophic flooding in Texas (and elsewhere), we know the importance of accurate and prompt weather prediction and notification, right? Trimp’s administration is already taking flak for dismissing key personnel.

So we won’t see anything like THAT in the near future.

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To be clear, those satellites are past end of life, so they would have had to be shut down no matter who had won the last election.

BUT the DoD has opted not to make data from their replacement satellites to be made available, either. And that is some top shelf bullshit.

ALSO, they had already been granted a one month extension. If they’re still up and running, why not an extension to the end of this year’s hurricane season, at least?

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Because… that would make sense and be in the public interest?

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Or covering yourself with the substance sprayed from a skunk’s anal glands.

(Couldn’t be any worse than Trump-Stench…)

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Look, man, I was to meet the Cheeto-Faced ShitGibbon: the only way to cope with that was every bloom of Matanuska Valley Thunderfuck I could get my hands on.

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I didn’t see this listed, but Trump hung another portrait of himself in the White House. Between portraits of two former First Ladies.

This is the portrait:

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He couldn’t afford a frame?

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Next White House portrait:

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What a sack of turds.

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He appears to have a cancerous growth on this face, and his double-chin is evident. Well done, “MAGA Angelo”, agent provocateur.

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The New White House Tour Game:

“Which one of these three is a little bitch…?”

Please submit your answers to: jimmyfallon@nbc.com for a chance to win a prize!
( Many will enter. He’ll still be a little bitch. )

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What in the hell is that except the dreams of a toddler being bullied wanting to be the head bully.

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We’re days away from him smearing his feces on the White House walls.

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You give him a lot more credit than he deserves. There’s no way to tell it hasn’t happened already. The ones inside aren’t telling (and can’t be trusted not to lie), anyway.

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In two weeks, maybe? He’s already allegedly flung ketchup, so his own feces would not be too big a leap of the imagination.

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I’m starting to understand why Major was biting everyone. He was just trying to warn us what was coming.

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“You fuckers are too soft, I gotta toughen you up. RAWR!”

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So I’ve sent the occasional feisty emails to white house.gov. To my shock their site now counts me as a supporter. Apparently I have to lace my messages with a lot of nasty profanity to get tossed in the opposition.

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I used to think “he cannot conceivably do something more tasteless than this” every time he’d do something like this.

I’ve stopped doing that now and I have to admit if I had any brains would have done so far earlier.

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You’d have had better luck sending it to the former porn site www.whitehouse.com.

Link is SFW. The site stopped being NSFW in 2004.