How have you achieved greatness according to this fake Bill Gates quote?

When I was working as an interpreter/teacher many years ago, I didn’t want to hang up all the students’ jackets and coats, so I just stuck them on the air intake of the nearby big HVAC and they adhered to the grill by air suction.

Which I now realize was bad for the HVAC, but oh well, I was 15 at the time.