How Hot Was It?

Okay so I know I’ve already got a thread game in flight (and doing surprisingly well, I must admit) right now, but two things occurred the other day that I don’t want to let slide by.

  1. While on a teleconference call the other night, one of the attendees remarked that the day had been a record-breaker, beating the highest temperature recorded for that particular day, a record that had stood for thirty-four years.

  2. Because tons of ancient conversations have been resurrected subsequent to our move to the Discourse platform, I stumbled on a thread game that was a couple years old, titled “How cold was it?”

Well, this is the natural counterpart, for which I’ll start:

  • The billows of steam coming off the surface of my pool made the nearby rose bush wilt.

  • While trying to cool off, the cat was diving into the pool – pretty good twists and somersaults, too!

  • Not only was it so hot that I was frying eggs on the sidewalk* in the afternoon, but Mr. Jones from next door was making blackened rib-eye steaks on the asphalt!

Your turn!

–G!
*Well, not directly. We laid out a strip of aluminum foil and weighted the ends down with blocks of wood. Then I waited ten minutes and dropped a pat of butter on the foil. A minute later I cracked and fried an egg on the buttered surface!

Well now, they call me the breeze
I keep blowin’ down the road
…–Ronnie Van Zant (Lynrd Skynrd)
Call Me the Breeze
…[written by J.J. Cale]
Second Helping

I heard this today: “It’s so hot when you walk outside your hair catches on fire”
I thought it was funny.

It’s so hot I saw a funeral procession pull through a Dairy Queen.

Ice cubes were melting so fast that they just skipped the water phase and billowed away as steam – and it was midnight!

–G!