She’s probably at some other message board, hinting at the soul-wrenching anguish she suffered when we were not properly somber and respectful of her “Humping Humperdink” story. She’ll start by posting six or eight threads asking why cruel people love the SDMB so much. When people point out that no one was even talking about the SDMB, she’ll shriek indignantly, and hint wildly at the horrible treatment she suffered that she doesn’t want to talk about no matter what, unless someone insists or at least wonders what the big deal is all about.
She won’t actually tell anyone what happened, but it’ll be obvious to anyone willing to read between the lines.