How many seconds before Trump stops desperately trying to decipher the two-syllable words on the teleprompter and turns to campaign-brand word salad? Will he use the N-word? Will we have a national emergency declared? How quickly might a federal judge swat it down?
If a different Congressperson yelled “You lie!” every time Trump uttered a falsehood, how many different Congresspersons would yell, and for what percentage of the SOTU speech would Congresspersons be yelling?
Will Bernie Sanders’ decision to do his own SOTU response right after Stacey Abrams’ official Dem response piss enough people* off to finally kill his political career?
*Women, persons of color, establishment Dems, you name it.
“Wall” is a single syllable, and “security” is 4 times that. The new Republican face-save talking point is “border security” as opposed to a singular wall. Does he go with the talking point, or the base meat?
Has somebody set up a SOTU Bingo game?
What’s the over/under on how many times Thrump will turn around and smirk at Nancy Pelosi?
I saw quite a few people, including people who are at least sympathetic to him, who were annoyed, but it simmered down when it became clear that (A) he was doing it after her response and (B) he had done it before without saying anything memorable.
As someone who didn’t vote for him in 2016 and doesn’t anticipate voting for him in 2020, my view is…who cares? He’s going to have a much smaller platform than the official response, which is itself likely to be forgotten by the end of the week, just like the President’s speech will be.
Speaking of smirking, is Donald going to have Smirky McSmirkface (Nick Sandmann) in the gallery as a guest, wearing a MAGA hat?
I refuse to watch the peckerhead. I’ll tune in later to see the Democratic response, then watch the talking heads for a bit.
Don’t know and won’t know, as I’d rather press my tongue in a waffle iron than watch that varnished gourd preening and braying for 90 minutes while half a room grimaces and the other half cheers him on like he’s shitting Krugerrands.
What’s the rule on Acting Speakers? Are they appointed by the Speaker Pelosi? I know I’m being silly, but wouldn’t it be fun if Ms. Pelosi has an emergency come up — she needs to watch her paint dry? — and has AOC sit in for her on the dais?
I used to drink through W’s addresses. Slightly different drinking game every year, but all resulted in a very slow and generally painful following morning. Taught the anderling to hoot like a monkey every time W was on screen.
Better times.
I dread watching him sniff and have dry mouth for 90 minutes. And that awful, fake look of seriousness. I hope Nancy laughs outloud a few times to break up the monotony.
I can’t stand hearing his whiny voice, so I’ll read the recap later.
Okay, there’s your drinking game. A shot for each sniff… can anyone make it through the first 20 minutes?
Better pass out plenty of cough drops to treat the resulting vocal strain.
How stupid will it be?
Well, you know that people get to invite guests, right?
And you know that Melania is on some sort of anti-bullying campaign, right? We all gotta #BeBest.
So… guess who Melania is inviting to represent the children who are bullied?
… a gay kid? lol.
… a nerdy kid? Tis to laugh
… some transgender child? Uh… not even close.
No, Melanie is inviting Joshua Trump, a sixth-grader bullied because his last name is “Trump”.
To be honest, I don’t think this is going to help the child.
Is this the live-watching thread? 'Cause I cannot bear to watch thump in action. Even with the sound turned off.
Lots of good stuff in that article (some of those tweets are chef’s kiss) but what i particularly liked was “…as the guest of President Trump (no relation).”
Ha!
I’ll be watching, but then I I’m the sort who likes sticking forks in electrical sockets, so…
In response to a press question the other day, Trump said the speech was going to be “exciting”. Lord only knows what that means. I’m taking suggestions.
Everything is exciting when you’ve just snorted amphetamine.
I don’t know if it is or isn’t, but I’m with you on that. I’ll read a transcript in the morning, though even doing that isn’t easy because everything he says, even when it isn’t a falsehood, is so damn stupid.